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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

I'm getting much better.

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

No Ordinary Rabbit

The black knight always triumphs!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Elderberry Wine

Black Knight

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

Mayhem in Mercia

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Tis But a Scratch!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

Tis just a flesh wound

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

Well I didn't vote for him...

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.