The Birds Arent Real T-Shirts

Birds are real.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

Fake bird charging on a phone cable

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This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

This Distressed Funny Graphic Novelty design makes the perfect corvids parrots social species cute adorable gift ideas presents outfit. This apparel is perfect for birthdays Christmas Hanukkah Valentine's Day anniversaries and everyday gift ideas!

They are harmless. Alfred said so. Birds are true and we can definitely trust them... or can we?

Birds are Spies

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Show the world that you know...THEY are watching YOU....

we can trust the birds ... or can we?

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Bigfoot tells his friends Humans aren't real. Funny Bigfoot meme

For the birds

Stay vigilant! Our tee exposes the truth behind the conspiracy. 'THEY ARE WATCHING US!' A broken façade reveals the government's pigeon spy cams. Dare to question reality with this chillingly humorous design!

Are birds real? Funny conspiracy theory design with birds flying from the text that says SPIES IN THE SKIES.

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If It Spies It Dies - Funny Cat Attacking Cute Bird

"got birds?" is the new "got milk?" ...but with birds!

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

I Know The Voices Are Not Real Funny

Have you ever seen one drink?

Birds, the real joke

This is for you

Just the Brotherhood of Steel subtly letting everyone know that SCORCHBEASTS ARE A PLOT BY THE ENCLAVE TO SPY ON EVERYONE IN APPALACHIA! WAKE UP SHEEPLESQUATCHES!

Ever wondered what is so special about a pigeons?