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"I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."

Your neighbor drives a bulky black trash bag to their curb during a rain storm, and smashes the hell out of it with a stick. What would you do?

The Burbs

Say... how's the drainage on your property?

I know what you've done