Advice Tank Tops

H. G. Wells quote: I hope, or I could not live.

RBG advice for women and all those interested in advancing the cause of human rights and civil liberties.

Be Kind.

Never give up!

A great boyfriend, girlfriend relationship gift

Funny Original Kawaii Cute Cat Slogan Meme Gift For Cat Lovers

William Wordsworth quote: "Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.”

Ray Bradbury quote: Death doesn't exist. It never did, it never will. But we've drawn so many pictures of it, so many years, trying to pin it down, comprehend it, we've got to thinking of it as an entity, strangely alive and greedy. All it is, however, is a stopped watch, a loss, an end, a darkness.

You will rarely make wise decisions if you surround yourself with idiots.

Love Your Neighbor As Yourself

Put down your phone!

Put down your phone!

Put down your phone!

Put down your phone!

Calling all furry friend physicians! Embrace our hilarious new design. Designed for veterinarians who keep our best friends healthy. Show off your humorous side while celebrating the challenges and triumphs of the job. Join the tribe of bold vet heroes who keep our pets pet-able. Show off this design with pride, because you know your job ain't easy and it ain't for everyone.

Want to know the key to nailing GREATNESS? Practice this life lesson, 'Proper Preparedness Prevents Poor Performance'. Ever heard the advice, 'Measure Twice, Cut Once'? Or set out to make a killer chocolate cake from scratch only to find you're down to your last egg...and it's cracked? Save time and headaches by following this rule that works for all walks of life.

because thats the way the world is

Because if you find a way to stand on their head, I promise, they will not forget it. Good luck on your job search.

Rage doves

E. L. Doctorow on writing: Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

E. L. Doctorow on writing: Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.

E. L. Doctorow on writing: A Novelist is a Person Who Lives In Other People's Skins.

Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

funny sarcastic statement from a part time life coach who goes into crisis from time to time,

“Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!

E. L. Doctorow on writing: Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.

E. L. Doctorow on writing: A Novelist is a Person Who Lives In Other People's Skins.

E. L. Doctorow on writing: Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

E. L. Doctorow on writing: Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.

“Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Caution, always think before you speak!

Hustle culture kills, anti-motivational t-shirt.

Are all unsolicited advice bad? Yes, show that you deny all unsolicited advice that is criticism and all unsolicited advice is always self serving.

Will Give Nursing Advice for Tacos, funny design for nurses, and tacos lovers.

An invitation to stay at home

Make your today better than your yesterday.