Bog Paper Tank Tops

Toilet paper cartoon

Few things have divided society as much as this - toilet roll facing inwards or outwards?

Bog Roll - toilet paper roll

We Were All Affected... The Great Toilet Roll Crisis / Shortage Of 2020

2020 was a rough beast, but thankfully it didn't get so bad that the toilet paper mutated to become toiletries that eat people! So get this cool design to celebrate that doomsday never happened.

A little positive message from your bathroom companion.

Always ready, this plague doctor has toilet tissue (or bog roll if you're in the UK) for you! You'll be the coolest kid in isolation!

When changing the toilet paper roll, remember: Beards are cool, mullets are not.

Lord Kitchener, your country and a thousand unwashed bottoms need you to stop panic buying toilet paper.