Discordian Tank Tops

~Hail to Eris~ -from the Principia Discordia What We Know About ERIS (not much) The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity--She was shown as a grotesque woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn, and as concealing a dagger in Her Bosom. Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their bosoms. One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She added, "victims of indigestion, you know." this says noting about the Shirt.. thats why there is a picture :)

The golden apple of discord, inscribed "Kallisti", was at the center of a dispute between the goddesses. Paris awarded it to Aphrodite, leading to the Trojan War. The apple's legend endures.

Hail Eris by Celebrating Hot Dog without a bun Fridays!

A fun shirt in honor and dishonor of Discordian non-traditional tradition - to have a hotdog without a bun on Fridays in honor of our goddess Eris.

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris.

May you be free of The Curse of Greyface. May the Goddess put twinkles in your eyes. May you have the knowledge of a sage, and the wisdom of a child. Hail Eris. This has a retro, vintage, distressed look. Fnord.

For almost a hundred years science has been haunted by a dark secret: that there might be mysterious hidden worlds beyond our human senses. Mystics had long claimed there were such places. And the guardians of these places are all around us, manipulating world events at every turn for their nefarious purploses. Or, it might just be paranoia... Check the sizing chart!

Go beyond worshipping money, (Plutolatry) have wealth work for you with Plutolado!

You read the book, now wear the Tshirt. See the fnords and mindfuck the flower power. Wearing this tshirt make you a pope. Hail Eris!

PINCOMBO.COM bringing you into the new Platinum Age of Pinball Temples

Design features a vector graphic of the hand of the Greek goddess Eris holding the Apple Of Discord with the word Kallisti (to the prettiest one) in Ancient Greek. Great gift for the Chaos Magician or the Discordian.

Hail Eris by adding dynamic to your outfit with her flaming symbol, Goddess of Chaos.

Fnord design.

Let everyone know YOU are the president of discord. Tom can't be though, cause Tom sucks.

Gold and Black metallic chaos star

Image Kopyleft. Any proceeds (wtf, people?) will be used for Operation Mindfuck. Or hot dogs.

For the fairest one.

Image Kopyleft, any proceeds (hahaha) will be used for whiskey and hot dogs.

Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

Robert Anton Wilson Only the Madman is Absolutely Sure, for all psychonauts, conspiracy theorists and discordians

Support the great old one. Know that those who don't see the Fnord in his tentacles are too normal. You are special because you see the Fnord.

“THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a Hodge spot on the Podge side, it depicts the GOLDEN APPLE OF DISCORDIA to symbolize the ERISTIC PRINCIPLE. The Sacred Chao symbolizes absolutely everything anyone need ever know about absolutely anything, and more! It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the empty space surrounding the Hodge-Podge.”

Robert Anton Wilson Experience in the style of Joe Rogan JRE Podcast Logo

Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.