Killer Rabbit Tank Tops

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

It might not appear so but this angry, crazy blood thirsty rabbit is coming for you. Perfect fit for bunny lovers who enjoy humour and comedy movies. A variety of products for your special occasions, gatherings with friends or just lazy days at home!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

killer rabbit t-shirt

A funny love story between a cute killer bunny and his holy grenade. Perfect for comedy and rabbit lovers!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

He is already in your house

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Absurdly funny design with a wide eyed bunny rabbit in a killer pose!

“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Horrific bunny.

Cottontail the Killer Rabbit Est. 1993-2023

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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Run Away Killer Bunny design funny

Digital collage from medieval miniatures by Bulgan Lumini (c)

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

Tis but a Scratch

Killer Rabbit

The black knight is invincible.

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TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

The black knight always triumphs!

Marvin can also be festive