Monty Python And The Holy Grail Tank Tops

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Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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Death by Rabbit

Monty Python Mean Girls

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Passed On...

There he is!

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

I hope you like it!

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I hope you like!!!!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Nudge, Nudge.