Mst3k Tank Tops

Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

"I have no powers, but I can skip reasonably well."

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100% Deep Hurting woven into the fabric of this experimental design…

Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Joel < Mike.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

MST3K - Trumpy- You Can Do Stupid Things It's Trumpy from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, "Pod People"! He's here to remind you, "You can do stupid things"! design based on original drawing.

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Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

Croooow! With a croooow!

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

The Deep Hurting MST3K Turkey day varient for 2021

Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Pretty nice!

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

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Pop Art Portrait

The Crawling Eye Movie Poster

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Pop Art Portrait

I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

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For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

Tor Johnson gets your room ready for a good night's sleep. Best to keep your eyes closed.

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

Final Justice Movie Poster

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

This card idea was originally an invention exchange in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I wanted to create my own version, because there was no other I could find! And now I've done more cards and I'm ready to do more!

The Touch of Satan Movie Poster

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

In the Not Too Distant Future...