Witty Phrase Tank Tops

Show your witty sense of humor with this new design or give it to someone as the new design.

Dark color T-Shirt with edgy and witty quote "no one cares"

"A Penny For Your Thought Seems A little Pricey" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing.

Nap like a boss.

Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

Witty sarcastic quote

I'm Not Anti-Social I'm Just Not User Friendly

This t-shirt cuts right to the chase.

Reading Lover's Tee! 📖 Are you a certified bookworm? Unleash your passion for reading with our exclusive "funny tees " T-shirt! Perfect for every literary enthusiast, this tee is not just an outfit; it's a statement about your passion for the written word. Ready to redefine your style and showcase your passion for reading? Click "Add to Cart" now and let the world know that the journey has begun – one chapter at a time!

Maybe Later Cute Cat Sleep Design, T-shirt Gift Idea For Sloth lovers

All the cool t-shirt phrases you need, covered with one placeholder.

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blink Monday - funny print

A witty, sassy and hilarious pun of the six feet social distancing rule that will definitely make you the God of humor in your group. Get it now and show that sass ;)

Send nukes

"I Say Inappropriate Things" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Yup, it happens

I'm against animal abuse but I really want to slap the poop out of you. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend of yours who also love pets.

I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic

Save A Horse Ride A Cowgirl

"I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

If you love TAKOYAKI as much as we do, you’ll love this shirt! It also acts as a great conversation starter… one of our favorite Japanese brain teasers is to ask Japanese people why takoyaki is only made with octopus (tako), and not any other kind of food… ask them, “wouldn’t it also be great with chicken, or beef inside?” No one knows why it is only tako… but it’s still delicious!

Not everyone knows where they are going.

"Opt for apple juice; OJ might just 'squeeze' the life out of you!"

"0 Days Without Sarcasm" Funny shirt to wear. Perfect as a gift.

Funny humor with an updated evolution theory design from an original idea based on speculation

I would slap you but I don't want to get poop on my hands. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend full of sarcasm and humor.

I have no idea what I'm doing - funny print

Pasture bedtime, witty sayings. Cute cow reclining on a bed in a pasture. Pun, play on words, irony, humor.

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make them few times more, just to be sure." Fun text art with various fonts, adorned with a bouquet of pink flowers above and below.

funny quote of introvert

Be quiet

RAMEN! Ramen is to Japanese people like Pizza is to Americans, awesome! So many kinds, so many styles and toppings… everyone has their favorite ramen shop… wear this shirt and you’ll most likely get lots of recommendations! Get eating with this great shirt!

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Embrace your sarcastic side with our "I Speak Fluent Sarcasm" tee! Perfect for those who love to communicate with wit and humor. A must-have for anyone fluent in the language of sarcasm.

Don't look now, but you're halfway to being a cool Japanese Rum-loving pirate with this cool shirt!