Andysocial Tapestries

The Shogun Of Harlem from 1985's "The Last Dragon" is now here to shut yo' mouth and show you who the real Masta of 19080's blaxploitation karate movies is.

The iconic alien from John Carpenter's masterpiece, "They Live".

Warwick Davis as the time and space traveling Leprechaun.

Bill Murray as the legendary Ernie McCracken from the classic, "Kingpin:

Joan Crawford from "Mommie Dearest" proves that not all lunatics are in horror flicks.

My favorite character from the 1987 classic, "Predator".

Dan Aykroyd as Judge Alvin Valkenheiser from the often maligned, but super enjoyable, "Nothing But Trouble".

If you don't k now how this is, you need to do some serious cinematic homework. It's Margaret Hamilton as the film's best witch of all-time, the Wicked With Of The West from "Wizard Of Oz".

Little Mike Myers after his first strike as a tiny kid.

What collection of monsters and maniacs would be complete without the wacky colorful invaders from parts unknown, the Killer Klowns From Outer Space?

David Lee Roth from his iconic album cover for "Eat 'Em And Smile"

The new and much improved logo.

The contorted and pretty damn dead, Lady Beatrice Sharpe, from 'Crimson Peak".

My favorite incarnation of Jason, as the sack head from "Friday The 13th Part 2".

The villain aside the other villains, Buddy Repperton, from the Carpenter / King collaboration, "Christine".

You too can do business. DOBIS.

The world's best/worst car salesman may very well be good ol' George here from "Christine".

You're right, there isn't enough slasher movies closely related to Seinfeld. Well, at least we have "Terror On Tour" starring Larry Thomasof (usually known as Larry Thomas, The Soup Nazi) as the aptly named killer, Tim.

From the often ignored, and pretty damn strange, "Making Contact", this is the baritone alien influenced Fletcher.

Otherwise known as "The Hitchhiker" from Tobe Hooper masterpiece. "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

The relentless Hitchhiker from "Creepshow 2" has joined the party.

From Rob Zombie's incarnation of "Halloween", it's the towering Tyler Mane as the masked killer.

Lillith from "Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello Of Blood".

No better way to "find balance" than with the wise words of Mr. Miyagi all over your dang shirt.

Oh sure, "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" isn't close to as good as the first one (or the third or fourth one), but it has it's moments. Atomic bomb worshiping mutants can't be all terrible, can they?

The late great Mark Venturini as one of the suspects, Victor J. Faden in the divisive :Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning".

If you ask me, "20 Weeks Later" is a better flick than it's predecessor, but hey what do I know? Anyway, here is the slimy and unfortunate Donald Harris from that same movie.

The hypnotizing Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lecter - still awesome.

Steve Martin in a great and unusual turn as a sadistic dentist in the 1986 version of "Little Shop Of Horrors"

Prince Mamuwalde, otherwise known as Dracula's soul Brother, Blacula,

What's that? You've never seen 1956's classic , "The Bad Seed"? Well ya gotta see it for the antics for little Rhoda Penmark at the very least. It's a classic flick that influenced a ton of pics after it.

Room 237 has a not-so-unfriendly ghost in Mrs. Massey

It's one of the most requested characters, Jason Voorhees, in his Uber Jason form from the increasingly wacky, but fun, "Jason X".

Yep, it's Abner Devereaux, the heavy from the '70s bizarrity known as "Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park".

More Vincent Price is always a good thing. Here he is as The Man In Red from the 1964 Roger Corman adaptation of "The Masque Of The Red Death".

The quote is from the best one of the series, the first "Wrong Turn". The look of Three Fingers here is from "Wrong Turn 3". So here's a mix of the best of both of the cannibalistic archery-loving hick.