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Cripes!! These are some of the best Dumb and Dumber quotes from Jeff (Harry) and Jim (Lloyd). Aspen, Colorado was never these same after this movie. Feel like the opposite of a big pathetic loser. The 90's were great for funny movies! Now you can share that love on TeePubic by grabbing one of these designs. By-the-way you can grab an alternate version "Dumb and Dumber Quotes (V2)" on the Cooldojobro Store as well that is made for lighter colored shirts.

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There Is No God / Existentialist Meme Design

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

A typographic treatment inspired by the classic 90s comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. This piece lists 20 signs that you're a fan of the movie, all inspired by the movie itself. Enjoy!

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and offensive language, it humorously shifts blame for weight gain to a provocative scenario, playing on stereotypes and taboo subjects for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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Serenity Now....... Insanity Later.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

I'm being spontaneous.

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

Buy the ticket, take the ride / Hunter S Thompson Quote

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

Verba volant, scripta manent is a Latin proverb. Literally translated, it means "spoken words fly away, written words remain".

Inspiring quotes by Johnny Depp.

Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard Christmas Quote design

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I Hate Christmas Funny Slogan

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Christmas Begins With Christ

Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

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"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I've Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges the struggle to curb swearing habits with a bold and irreverent twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

This cute Christmas design makes a great gift or is great to wear on Christmas day.

Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

Design that includes children decorating a Christmas tree, with the caption "Joy to the world".

Giddy up! A seinfeld classic.

Retro Christmas Quotes