Cockney Tapestries

Cockney Rejects

Scarlett Harlett serving 80s inspired Madonna music realness.

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Cream Crackered London Cockney Saying. So what does that mean, it means I'm tired in Londoner slang or Cockney rhyming slang - cream crackered = knackered = tired. Perfect for a londoner or diamond geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Donkey's Years is an English idiom used to mean a very long time. Originated in the early 20th century, apparently as a pun on the long ears of a donkey. Cockney rhyming slang with years replacing ears.

I Say I'm From London ... But I Actually Live In A Suburb Like 45 Minutes Away

Pie and mash, traditional British comfort food that was once a staple of London’s working class.

Bangers and Mash is cockney rhyming slang for cash, money. Not really an idiom but definitely English slang.

Guaranteed Bully Proof. Designed by Paul Mason, based off a comic script by Andrew Constant.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

Mmmmm biscuit

So the Treacle is saying to the plate Alright me old China and the plate is saying back Blindin Treacle. It's a London or Londoner thing, you might get it if you are a Cockney or a Brit or English.

COYI! X

The much loved & sorely missed spiritual Home of the Claret & Blue...

Pearly King, Queen and Prince on a karaoke night at a Waterloo pub. Sadly the singing wasn't as good as the outfits...

Super Sniper....

020 London Area Code

Some fruit sugar energy to help climb the stairs, fruit from Loubille, France. Apples and pears = stairs, cockney rhyming slang only found in the east end of London

Jog On Mate

Wot? A cockney cockatoo? Pull the other one!

Everywhere they goooo....Everywhere they gooooooooo!

Iron Maiden ain't wrong...Forever Blowing Punk Bubbles! \m/

NUFF SAID funny slang slogan

The perfect gift for anyone who loves London slang. Praidse yourself ! Inspired by the streets.

Forever blowing bubbles...

The perfect gift for anyone who says it how it is. Inspirted by AJ, Anthony Joshua Heavweight Champion of the World.

The perfect gift for anyone who says it how it is. Inspirted by AJ, Anthony Joshua Heavweight Champion of the World.

The perfect gift for anyone who says it how it is. Inspirted by AJ, Anthony Joshua Heavweight Champion of the World.

The perfect gift for anyone who loves London slang. Praidse yourself ! Inspired by the streets.

NUFF SAID funny slang slogan

NUFF SAID funny slang slogan

A festive retread of the Cockney saying that 'you got nothing if you ain't got your 'ealth'

A festive retread of the Cockney saying that 'you got nothing if you ain't got your 'ealth'

NUFF SAID funny slang slogan

NUFF SAID funny slang slogan