Cynical Tapestries

from contact with people.

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Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

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Perfect for the person who has no tolerance for stupid questions.

Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

cynical unicorn funny quotes

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

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Show your witty side with this unique design!

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“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Fleabag horrible feeling quote

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

Megatron For President 2024 - Peace Through Tyranny.

evolution of man will be ended by nuclear explosion but life will start again.

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

Show your witty side with this unique design!

Not for religiously sensitive persons icon.

Cynical Number Cruncher lettering aesthetic design with Plochere's Vermilion, Crayola's Orange, and Sunglow color combination. Gift for accountant, actuary, bookkeeper, auditor, analyst, teller, and all the number crunchers.

It's every banker's favorite holiday.

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This greaser sphynx cat is still bitter about you

There's a romantic in every cynic, a grimace in every smile. Keep on grinning, it's just life.

Monte Carlo - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

I Want You To Know Someone Cares Not Me, But Someone

A cutesy version of Jade West from Victorious episode "A Christmas Tori"

Radiate negativity - black, red and yellow design with a biohazard mask and toxic radiation symbol. We all feel those negative vibes sometimes,and this design helps you keep the optimists away. A perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.

Ask the real questions! Life's too short to be worrying. This sarcastic tshirt question is full of dark humor.

Dude, just move on.

CynicalTurtle has a lightbulb for a head and maybe he's tired of having to come up with all the ideas.