Dark Helmet Spaceballs Tapestries

"I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate." - Spaceballs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0

Dark Helmet from Spaceballs

This is the most accurate representation of the Eagle 5 photo available online!

I Knew It I'm Surrounded By Assholes

(Another version for white backgrounds is available in my store)

We ain't found Shit

Combing the desert...

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Fooled You quote from Dark Helmet of Spaceballs the Movie. This is the version with Red and Black letters.

(Another version for black background is available in my store)

Comb the desert!

for when some jerk named Dark Helmet damages your ship

Na na na na na Idi*ts!

Like the wise Yogurt says.

Best line of the movie.

Ludicrous Speed

You Went OVER My Helmet? quote from no other than Lord Dark Helmet of Spaceballs the Movie fame! This version uses White letters.

Show your incredible speed with this faster-than-light-speed gear. Only Mel Brooks' Spaceballs can come up with such outlandish pop culture. When you go to Plaid, you probably overshot your target by a week and a half.

I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that! Everybody knows that!

Get ready for some sci-fi comedy with Spaceballs! This features the legendary characters of the classic parody film: Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Barf, Yogurt, Dark Helmet in bold, eye-catching letters. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply love to laugh, this is the perfect way to show your love for the hilarious movie. Order now and get ready to boldly go where no man has gone before with Spaceballs!

Who's your daddy Helmet parody

Get ready for some sci-fi comedy with Spaceballs! This features the legendary characters of the classic parody film: Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Barf, Yogurt, Dark Helmet in bold, eye-catching letters. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply love to laugh, this is the perfect way to show your love for the hilarious movie. Order now and get ready to boldly go where no man has gone before with Spaceballs!

If you can read this you dont need glasses

Dark Helmet experiments the Ludicrous Speed.

Smoke if you got em

After all, evil will always triumph because good is dumb. The design is distressed because he is, too.

Our favourite Mel Brooks space based villian based on a certain bad guy in a galaxy far far away. He's surrounded by a**holes

When you look around and see you're surrounded by a$$holes, grit your teeth, trust in the Schwartz and keep firing!

Combing the desert

Introducing our hilarious and quirky "Funny Names" T-shirt collection, where creativity and humor blend seamlessly to bring you a truly unique fashion statement! These tees are designed to add a splash of joy and amusement to your wardrobe, making you the life of any party or gathering.

"Yes. I always have my coffee when I watch over the city, you know that."