Jokes And Funny Quotes Tapestries

Shopping quotes funny tshirt and stickers great gift for a positive people, yoga lover, inspirational design on a lettering text, perfect for a birthday

funny quotes

Every Item sold will help us compete in the upcoming barbecue competition season.

When you just gotta have some hot noods.

Sweary W/B

Masturbates B/W

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Funny sarcasm print.

This is a humorous saying about being retired. Many times it feels like all you’re doing is wasting time between meals. Basically it’s what its like being bored, and not much else to look forward to besides the next meal!

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Detailed Illustration of the characters Jay and Silent Bob with a twist. Featuring South park style characters with a funny quote/rap.

Funny wife quotes design

The quote "Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something" in an iPhone text bubble.

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Jokes T-Shirts for human who make global warming by cutting trees and make poster paper from trees to Save the trees

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Mr Conway Twitty

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Sober W/B

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

Show off your authority in the classroom with this teacher humor, "bro do you even lift" parody, class shirt! Let your students know you have a sense of humor BUT you are also very strict!

Tóg go bog é - meaning 'take it easy', 'relax' 'keep calm' in Irish (as Gaeilge) I have the same text but without the cat here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/13491558-tog-go-bog-e

These optimistic ugly fish will be sure to keep you motivated.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. A funny gift idea with hilarious quotes and jokes to brighten the mood. Whether on Christmas, April fools Day or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

It Is What It Is And It Is Not Great

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

Shut Up Beavis

life is hard

A typographic treatment inspired by the classic 90s comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. This piece lists 20 signs that you're a fan of the movie, all inspired by the movie itself. Enjoy!

You look really funny doing that with your head

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a football game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to football or dogs.

Don't Wait B/W

chicken quotes

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a hockey game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to hockey or dogs.

No to body shaming. Cos we all know, Thick Thighs Save Lives! #TTSL