Penis Tapestries

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Big Wong Restaurant has served Malaysian-style food for the Las Vegas community for over 12 years. Closed the Summer of 2023

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

The official Trollpikken design from Norway. Designed in the official Norwegian flag colors red, white and blue. Designed and created in Norway by Norwegian designer

Coming at you!

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

My alter ego

Get your hand of Santa's penis!!

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Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

Start 2020 off right with this custom lovingly designed by the team wefuture. Show your passion for life with this stylish and practical custom, We have dozens of other beautiful custom so you can find the right ones to inspire you at the right moments.

When your wildly over-burdened stag is feeling bashful...

Smile

Simple and deep

When the mind goes and draws insight, I drew it without prior planning.

Butterfly of hope

Savage design, that's good choice for gifts

DAAA, dirty mouth .

My battery high enough to continue my day.

Faith hand

When an abomination needs just a smidge of censoring before you pick the kids up from school...

When your over-endowed stag needs just a little censoring...

Peanut Envy (funny spoof on penis envy)

Hey! You guys are watching Bird Up! The worst show on television!

You're on Fart'splosion! Here's $5.

Oedipus had a swollen head and a swollen foot but...