Present Tapestries

wedding present, George Best illustration

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Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

Great Novelty Shirt for Extreme Sports / Sport Fans / Skateboarding lovers , great gift item for anybody with a sense of humor.T shirt that mocks do not try this at home. Perfect gift or present for any occasion such as a Birthday gift, Christmas present or Thanksgiving, Fathers Day for Men, Guys, Boys, Teens or Kids.

Inspired by the hilarious scene in the 80s cult classic, The Last Dragon where the song and dance trio perform outside of the Sum Dum Goy Fortune Cookie factory.

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Funny beavis and butthead

It'll be beautiful with all that snow.

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This design was inspired by the 1982 Sylvester Stallone classic, Rocky 3. The wrecking machine known as Clubber Lang aka The Southside Slugger went to Rocky Balboa's statue unveiling and issued a challenge to the Heavyweight Champion of the World. Clubber got his match and defeated Rocky Balboa in a 2nd round knock out for the World Heavyweight title.

This design was inspired by the 1988 blockbuster action hit, Die Hard. Led by the brilliant thief, Hans Gruber a former member of the Volksfrei movement, this group of German extremists crashed the Christmas party of the Nakatomi Corporation at their headquarters, Nakatomi Plaza, the tallest building in downtown Los Angeles, California.

This design was inspired by the 1987 sci-fi cult classic Robocop. The characters from left to right: Steve Minh, Leon Nash, Clarence Boddicker, Joe Cox and Emil Antonowsky form the despicable, ruthless Boddicker gang. What makes these guys so hated and memorable is half the time they're not causing chaos and mayhem they're laughing and having a good 'ole time.

Nobody can resist milk and cookies.

Do you have a little trouble getting into the holiday spirit? If so, then Donald Duck understands you! This design was inspired by those of us with a sense of humor that get a little frustrated during Christmas time. Hopefully, it will bring a little joy to you this season.

This design was inspired by the 1984 Arnold Schwarzenegger scifi classic, The Terminator. The unforgettable scene at the Tech-Noir club in downtown L.A. where the T-800 robot tracked down its target, Sarah Connor for termination. Standing in the way is her protector, a soldier from the future, Kyle Reese.

‘Danse et Lettres’ or ‘Dance and letters’ is a striking typographical dance design for lovers of ballet and dancers of all categories.

This design was inspired by the 1986 Tom Cruise Val Kilmer blockbuster classic, Top Gun. Tom Kazansky, Iceman is the best pilot of the class of Top Gun students. Ice cold and he makes no mistakes. Wears you down, you get bored and frustrated and do something stupid and he's got you.

christmas quote by micheal scott

Vintage Christmas Girl and Reindeer

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

People anger me

See also Gold Variant!

Mix up some perseverance, a lot of determination, some guts and plenty of sacrifice. Now you've got a hockey player! Another great hockey design from eBrush Design!

This design was inspired by the Jean Claude Van Damme, 1988 martial arts classic, Bloodsport. This deadly fighter is half Portuguese and Italian named Paco, who fights in the style of Thai boxing called Muay Thai. He is a fierce competitor in the kumite using elbows and knees to quickly destroy his opponents.

This design was inspired by the 1985 martial arts classic, The Last Dragon. A cult classic of the 80's that still gets me amped during the final fight between Bruce Leroy and Sho'Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem. The build up to Leroy's point of realization that he is the master, is what does it for me and countless fans of the adage from Buddha: we make our own path by own common sense.

Tis the season!

Xmas Fighter - Die Hard T-Shirt from Retro Review and Bolt from the Blue. If you like this tee design be sure to visit the Retro Review store on Teepublic where there is a huge collection of actor fighter designs. Can you name all the movies?

This design was inspired by the 1972 martial arts classic, The Way of the Dragon. One of the sorry thugs who thought Bruce Lee's character, Tang Lung's Chinese boxing was a joke. He'll be lucky to even have teeth to eat spare ribs afterwards.

fa la la la la llamas

This hilarious Christmas Trees costume is perfect for adding fun and cheers to your Christmas party sexy conversation! It'll make an excellent gift for the Christmas holiday.

Wham! - Last Christmas

Funny Christmas Gifts Santa Joily AF funny saying and quotes graphic designs make cool, cute, novelty, holiday season stocking stuffers and dinner party sarcastic joke gifts for friends and family who love ugly Christmas sweaters. Perfect gift ideas and Christmas gifts for men, women, mom, dad, couples, boyfriend, girlfriend, him, her sister, grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, and coworkers. Great Mothers & Fathers Day gifts from daughter, wife, & husband. Cool birthday party present.

What do you get when you have the whole family in the house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

These characters were inspired by the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. There's Jack Burton (2nd variation without weapons) as the big goofball all American trucker who believes he's the hero everybody needs and the villainous, Lo Pan who is a powerful wizard cursed with no flesh and is seven feet tall. Then there is little old, Egg Shen with his six demon bag who is equally a powerful wizard and Lo Pan's eternal nemesis. The only female is the lovely, spirited Gracie Law who is a lawyer from Chinatown protecting immigrant rights and lastly, the true hero of the bunch is Wang Chi. His pursuit to rescue his beloved Miao Yin is what all the trouble is about.

Hail Satan / Abort Everyone