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TORGO!!!!!

How else would you measure the height of a boy than with apples and baseball bats? Thank you Measuring Man for "saving" the day. This image is pulled from the educational short Measuring Man which was brilliantly riffed by RiffTrax. We learn from our hero that Tommy is 21 apples or 1 1/2 baseball bats tall. Sporting this shirt you can now share that amazing knowledge with the world!

Hi Willy!

"Soon it will all be block corners!"

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute Uniform Logo! Check my store for other MST3K Fan gear!

In the Not Too Distant Future...

MST3K Kabuki

As an MST3K fan, I grew up with the show and Crow was my favorite! I am doing some more fan shirts of the show and I wanted to start with him. I'll be putting up more in time so please check out my store for more MST3K fun!

mst3k

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute LOGO! Check my store for other color variations!

In the not-too-distant future, you can possess this shirt that pays homage to our favorite wise-cracking TV show!

Christopher Lee, Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, and John Carradine. If you love classic horror, you love them.

I like to be the chicken of tomorrow but how can I be more of the man of today

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

We've got MOVIE SIIIIIGNS!

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute LOGO! Check my store for other color variations!

Yes, Virginia ... there is beer on the sun.

MST3k crew

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute LOGO!

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

MST3K parody of the Manos The Hands Of Fate Original Soundtrack cover.

Zap Rowsdower

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Celebrate your favorite B-movie with this unique design!

The many names of David Ryder.

The defunct educational film company and often RiffTrax target is resurrected as...something! The choice is yours! AH/P as the "cool" kids called them made such fine short films as "The Talking Car", How to Be a Friend", Courtesy Count a Lot", "My Brother is Afraid of Anything" and the classic "The Calendar: How to Use It." Why there were not many educational film companies that were more prolific or head scratchingly confusing as Alfred Higgins Productions.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

bigfoot breeds with anything...