Sarcasm Tapestries

Perfect for anyone that wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread that's funny and sarcastic with a bomb ready to explode. Nihilism is the way to live in this world of sadness.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Beaming like the sun.

I'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you.

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Life is Hard. Live Like You're Going to Die. Because You Are. A funny quote about life and death, with a happy reaper skeleton and a shiny colorful rainbow. Be happy! Or sarcastic...

People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis Sarcastic Graphic Novelty Funny

The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man Am I Bad At Math

National Sarcasm Society

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I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Your effort counts!

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld and Grant Shepley aka joining forces as power slogan crew MADE YOU LOOK.

I Speak Fluent Sarcasm - Cool retro design for sarcastic lovers.

If only sarcasm burned calories

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Safety Third \\ Grunge

Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane.

That's A Horrible Idea What Time Funny Sarcastic

Theiyr're Their There They're Grammar Typo Essential, grammar guru, grammar addict,

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Don't Be Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem,funnytee, sarcastic tee, a sarcastic slogan for your sarcastic friend.

Did you think I actually wanted to be here?

Perfect humorous Sarcasm It's How I Hug present for mom dad aunt uncle brother sister grandma grandpa friends or co-workers on christmas thanksgiving halloween anniversary holidays.

If it seems like up is down, and wrong is right, these days, here's an expression for these times. Where is common sense, now?

Simple white letters on black background: "How about no." Because you may as well get ahead of the question, amirite? The answer's more likely to be "no" than anything else so manage expectations up front.

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

"Make it make sense" in ultra bright neon colors and slab letters. For the bewildered and overwhelmed - because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. Available in other colors.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, white stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

Relax I've Got A Spreadsheet For That

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I'm running out of patience for your BS.

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