Jim Jordan Pillows

This guys is the ultimate PUNK! The pseudo-tough-guy who looked the other way while his male students were being sexually molested for years is a closet wimp. That macho facade he portrays didn't stop him from getting his lunch money taken by real bully's when he was in school. He's not really a hardass, he just plays one in televised congressional hearings.

“GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU DID THIS.” - Liz Cheney to Jim Jordan

Jim Jordan For Prison shirt

Arrest Jim Jordan shirt

A shirt demonstrating the full wisdom of Jordan Peterson through the satirical lens of the Muppets no copyright was actually infringed during this because it's a sufficient deviation on both properties

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The whole thing is a work of genius - Fani Willis' amazing letter to Jim Jordan - but this is arguably the best part: "As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars [$249]." Yowch!! Fani Fan Club!

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“GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU DID THIS.” - Liz Cheney to Jim Jordan