The Jerk Pillows

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Have You Seen A Five-Year-Old Boy, Blond Hair And He’s Wearing A T-Shirt That Says ‘Bullshit’ On It?

I'm picking out a thermos for you!

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

A classic look for a classic comedy

THE JERK: Bull Shit

You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

Navin's Train rides

The Jerk Store

The Jerk

I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Don't be a Jerk. Be SOMEBODY!

Elevate your workout with our Beagle CrossFit series! Dive into the world where beagles and athletes unite to conquer the jerk lift, showcasing strength and spirit.

They're Running Out Of You!

Steve martin 1978

They're Running Out Of You!

ZING!

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund - Money for people!

The tour that never was .

Steve Martin

The Human Fund - Money For People

a CD cover for a band that doesn't exist

....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Nils Felender was a soda jerk. Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk! - Rose Nylund

VOTE FOR NAVIN

This fish lover’s gift is perfect for any person that loves the animals of the world, nature, and all the creatures of the sea. Great for those that love fishing, hunting, camping, hiking and everything to do with the great outdoors.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Jekk as Jerk, The Mercenary Hunter.

Cup 'o Pizza was a St. Louis icon, or it least it was in 1979's 'The Jerk.' The fictional restaurant with the "the best pizza in a cup ever" has long been a thing of mystery – a fast food white whale to some, an object of culinary disgust to others, but one thing is for sure, it's forever burned into the annals of cinema history.

EZ Serve Gasoline was a chain of franchised service stations throughout Southern California that provided products and services of the EZ Serve Oil Company. While they were only around for about 25 years, they are forever remembered as the place where Navin R. Johnson got a job (and place to live) in the 1979 movie, The Jerk. The EZ Serve station was located in Pasadena and owned by Harry Hartounian who gave Navin an apartment in the back. Navin was soon to be thrilled to find that he is listed in the local phone book under his new address, though not long after, a gun-wielding lunatic randomly flips through the phone book and picks "Johnson, Navin R." as his next random victim.

one of my original paintings