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Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Pop art silhouette of the (movies 1–6 version of the) Enterprise.

Meticulously re-created movie-style logo with Prince Vultan's immortal quote.

Get it in hot pink for a truly authentic experience.

A sci-fi take on the famous I♥︎NY logo.

Comic book-style artwork showing Clint Eastwood's classic 'spaghetti western' character, the Man with No Name, reimagined as a head-grafted cyborg welded to a female chassis. From the future. It might look like Arizona, but it's probably some alien planet somewhere at the far side of the galaxy.

Relive the classic behind-the-scenes movie magic of Christian Bale's in-character-as-John-Connor-but-still-somehow-actually-Christian-Bale rant on the set of Terminator Salvation. Contains adult language.

8-bit-style Pac-Man take on a classic movie poster. You know the one.

Generic film-style quote. Works with all the best gung-ho 80s action and sci-fi movies.

Generic film-style quote. Works with all the best gung-ho 80s action and sci-fi movies.

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The 'Women in Prison' genre. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The Male Gaze. (*Not real)

Faithful reproduction of the cover design from the famous 'Bungle…' book series for young readers* / Film study series – The Video Nasties. (*Not real)

Classic Sarah Connor quote from 1984's The Terminator.

Classic Sarah Connor quote from 1984's The Terminator.

Pen and ink drawing of the original Sadako('s eye) from Hideo Nakata's seminal J-horror masterpiece, Ring.

Relive the second-best line and not-quite-catchphrase of Roger Murtaugh, AKA Danny Glover, in Lethal Weapon.

Relive the best line and ultimate catchphrase of Roger Murtaugh, AKA Danny Glover, in Lethal Weapon.

Relive the panic and confusion of getting lost in the woods, and having to scream the name 'Josh' out loud over and over and over again. Available in straight-up typography and illustrated bodily-fluid-emitting Heather formats.

Lady Snowblood reimagined as a kawaii kokeshi doll. Kanji reads: 'Shurayuki-hime' (Lady Snowblood)

Lady Snowblood reimagined as a kawaii kokeshi doll. Kanji reads: 'Shurayuki-hime' (Lady Snowblood)

Retro-styled, Arkanoid-inspired, gamer design.

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Keep a handy reminder of all the banned and nearly-banned films of the Video Nasty Era, on your torso. Or bag. Or pillow. Or whatever. Tick them off as you watch them or leave it pristine – your choice.

Keep a handy reminder of all the banned and nearly-banned films of the Video Nasty Era, on your torso. Or bag. Or pillow. Or whatever. Tick them off as you watch them or leave it pristine – your choice.

The H certificate was introduced by the British Board of Film Censors in 1932 and was specifically designed to cover American horror films that followed in the wake of Dracula and Frankenstein. Painstakingly recreated and remastered.

The BBFC respects the right of adults to chose their own entertainment, within the law. It will therefore expect to intervene only rarely in relation to '18' rated cinema films. In the case of videos, which are more accessible to younger viewers, intervention may be more frequent. The classic design, painstakingly recreated and remastered.

The X certificate was introduced by the British Board of Film Censors in 1951. It replaced and extended the remit of the H certificate, which largely covered horror films. Painstakingly redrawn and remastered.

The definition of home use excludes the use of this ideogram at locations such as clubs, coaches, hospitals, hotels, oil rigs, prisons and schools.

The definition of home use excludes the use of this ideogram at locations such as clubs, coaches, hospitals, hotels, oil rigs, prisons and schools.

The definition of home use excludes the use of this ideogram at locations such as clubs, coaches, hospitals, hotels, oil rigs, prisons and schools.

"Theta Sigma" was the Doctor's nickname at the Time Lord Academy on Gallifrey.

In celebration of that seasonal infestation and relentless march on, on, on through the house looking for titbits and morsels. Ants. Bloody ants.

In celebration of that seasonal infestation and relentless march on, on, on through the house looking for titbits and morsels. Ants. Bloody ants.

In celebration of that seasonal infestation and relentless march on, on, on through the house looking for titbits and morsels. Ants. Bloody ants.

In celebration of that seasonal infestation and relentless march on, on, on through the house looking for titbits and morsels. Ants. Bloody ants.