Listen, fren, I know the world is scary right now, but...it's gonna get way worse.
Still, that's no excuse to not wear clothes. Why not face the coming darkness while wearing this stylish shirt, to fully display your contempt for what should be horribly blackpilling?
They wanted personal rights and freedoms, the fascists. Thank God we had Safety and a Powerful Govt to help sort that out. We can all be free of the weight of personal freedom now, and thankful for it, indeed!
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After a terrifying incident involving the ravenous smollocroccos, the Weather Groyp was left without a hand. It would have been the end for his meteorological career, but the combined science of the Pond and the River prevailed. We had the technology. We could rebuild him. The weather is cozier than ever now. Or else.
Through ancient and darkling River magicks, the Crocco unlocked a terrible thing within the once-demure Frakes.
The Eldritch Destroyer, She-Who-Is-Frakes, Groypmother, is unleashed. The Crocco weeps for what he has wrought.
The Salty Bones Marauder has sailed the Pond for countless years, and now you can bring his infamy with wherever you may sail!
Or walk. Or drive. Cavalry charge, even. Its a multipurpose design, really.
Queen BerylDotty squares off against Stryker! Will the proud hero be able to stop the evil queen's nefarious schemes? Or will BerylDotty triumph and throw the world into chaos? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DOTTYBALL Z.