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I just want to drink coffee and rescue dogs. Designed for dog lovers and coffee drinkers. For the caffeine addicted and puppy obsessed. Makes an awesome present for anyone who rescues dogs and loves coffee! Shirts make the best gifts!

Tags: caffeinate, cup-of-coffee, i-love-coffee, pet, animal

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This is the perfect shirt for anyone who really loves smoking weed and wants the world to know about it. As cannabis becomes legal in more states, we become more free! Marijuana is a powerful medicine and a safer alternative to alcohol for recreation. Wear this shirt to let the world you smoke weed and you're proud. Pot smokers are just useless stoners anymore. They are lawyers, doctors, and business professionals. Shirts make the best gifts for Christmas too! Pot heads can be patriotic too!

Tags: pot-leaf, pot, weed, drugs, american-flag

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Perfect for any technophile, audiophile or lover of extinct technology. Features a roll of film, VHS tape, audio tape cassette, CD and MP3 player. Makes a perfect design for anyone who collects old tech, or repairs technology of our past. Wear this to let the world know you're passionate about old-school media. Makes a great gift for any collector. This is the perfect Christmas or birthday gift for any lover of all things old.

Tags: evolution, geekery, geeky, video, 80s

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This NYC Boroughs list shirt is perfect for any New Yorker. It features a list containing Manhattan, The Bronx, Brooklyn and Queens. Wear this if you love Staten Island or New York City. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves The Big Apple or riding the subway. A tee shirt is an awesome Christmas gift or birthday present. Shirts are cheap and everyone loves a fun or funny tee shirt. Tees are also a great way to wear a part of your personality!

Tags: staten-island, distressed, queens, manhattan, the-bronx

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Graphic tee artwork features the American Flag with a single blueline, representing Police and Law Enforcement. The art is distressed to give a vintage graphic feel. Perfect for cops and cop families! Cop moms and wives, husbands and kids! We create shirts for the brave men and women in blue, who protect our streets, and their families. Our shirts are pro law enforcement. NYPD, LAPD, CPD, and all departments, we love and respect you.

Tags: service, law, policeman, cop, police-officer

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This is the perfect shirt for anyone into barbecue and smoking meats. Wear this shirt if you're crazy for ribs, hot links or brisket and are always dreaming of dry rubs and your smoker. Life's too short not to spend it eating delicious meat candy, baked beans and smokey BBQ sauce. A shirt would be the perfect Christmas gift or Birthday present.

Tags: food, meat, pitmaster, distressed, chef

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Graphic tee features a nerdy looking cat face and the text "Live Everyday Like It's Caturday." Designed for nerds, cat lovers, animal lovers, kitten freaks and more! The perfect gift for a crazy cat lady, or a hipster.

Tags: humor, kitten, kittens, animals, animal

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Are you Polish and proud? Are your ancestors from Poland? Can you not get enough kielbasa and kapusta in your life? Well do we have something for you! Wear this to let the world know you're proud of your Eastern European roots. This is the perfect gift for that special someone who can't get enough pierogies at Easter. Need something to wear on Dyngus day? We got you covered! Tell the world you're Polish American and proud!!

Tags: polish-flag, flag-of-poland, usa, us-flag, polish

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Graphic tee features lgbt friendly rainbow colors showcasing a beautiful ampersand symbol. Vintage dust and scratches distressing adds an extra fashionable element to the artwork. Shirts make the best Christmas and Birthday gifts!

Tags: gay, lgbt, ampersand, queer, equality

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We created this for men and women who love going to the gym, chasing those big gains and lifting weights! Weight lifting is the ultimate exercise! Train like a beast, and lift like an animal! Makes the perfect gift for any gym nut. Give the gift of funny this Christmas!

Tags: gym-rat, bodybuilder, funny, distressed, working-out

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Are you addicted to chicken wings? Do you keep rooting for a football team despite how many times they've let you down? Have you ever seen 6 feet of snow fall over night? Well if your answer is yes to these things, you might be from Buffalo, New York! From Williamsville to West Seneca, Cheektowaga to Orchard Park, Buffalo is a great place to live! Wear this shirt to Canalside, or shopping on Elmwood. This tee is designed to be the perfect Buffalo gift for any Western New Yorker.

Tags: new-york, 716, wny, cute-buffalo-with-beef-on-weck-and-chicken-wings, bills

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Featuring fun comic stylized text in a vintage distressed crackling look reading "Cleveryl Cosplaying as a Mom." For mom's going to comic-con with their kids and families. Makes the perfect gift for your nerdy mom or grandma that can't wait to go to the con! Wear this shirt, buy some comics and toys and rest easy that you don't have to go any further to cosplay.

Tags: comic-books, mothers-day, mom, convention, fan

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Featuring the text "Clevery Cosplaying as a Dad" in a comic book stylized font Created for comic book loving dads planning on going to the conventions this summer! Makes a perfect gift for your daddy who can't wait to go to the con but doesn't wanna dress up!

Tags: fathers-day, father, cosplaying, distressed, convention

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Nashville Country Music apparel designed for lovers of country and bluegrass music. Country music was born in Bristol Tennessee, and Nashville is the capital of country music. Designed to be the perfect gift for anyone who is a die hard country fan. The perfect outfit for a country music festival. This is the perfect Christmas or birthday gift for him or her! So wear this, get some whiskey and show some country swagger.

Tags: 1970s, 70s, 1980s, 80s, distressed

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Red variant of "The Idol" indian god style artwork by APSketches. Features the dark occult lord cthulhu in a gothic horror style, meditating. For readers, horror fans, scary people, lovers of the call of cthulhu, lovecraftian literary people, english majors, nerds and more. The perfect gift for the horror reader

Tags: lovecraft, cthulu, necronomicon, octopus, tentacle

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This shirt features the green art variant of the APSketches Cthulhu illustration. The green has a toxic look complimenting the dark occult nature of the tee. Makes a perfect gift for any Lovecraftian obsessed reader. Horror shirts are the best shirts and this is certainly one of them.

Tags: call-of-cthulhu, necronomicon, hp-lovecraft, octopus, tentacles

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Why spend a lot of money on a halloween costume this year when you could just buy a shirt? Be a beautiful piece of sushi this year! Featuring beautiful salmon sashimi and white rice. For added effect wrap a black scarf around your midsection. Sure to be a hilarious Halloween costumer for parties or trick or treating with the kids! Shirts make the best Christmas and Birthday gifts!

Tags: holiday, party, celebration, hilarious, food

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Designed for EDSers! Spread the awareness of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome with this bold Straight Outta Collagen shirt! Featuring epic distressing texture and ink splatter for an edgy, worn look. This is the perfect gift for anyone affected by EDS. Help raise awareness of EDS and EDHS with this shirt.

Tags: ehlersdanlos, ehlers-danlos-syndrome-awareness-gift, ehlers-danlos-syndrome-awareness, ehlers, ehlers-danlos-syndrome

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Designed for the Cleveland resident or Football fan in your life! Believe in miracles, and rally behind the possum! Or is it opossum? Who knows. Created with vintage distressed texture and style, this shirt celebrates the end of an epic losing streak! Wear this to the bar to watch the sunday game! Makes a perfect gift for any Ohio football fan!

Tags: browns, sports, cleveland, ohio, nfl

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Don't spend a lot of money on a Halloween Costume, just wear this shirt! It's cheap AND hilarious! Be an escaped mental patient at the halloween party this year!

Tags: escaped, psych, celebration, cheap-costume, party

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Designed for proud Polish women! Featuring the Polish Falcon. Vintage distressing for an old school look.

Tags: family, princess, dyngus, dyngus-day, heritage

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You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Tags: hilarious, sarcastic, humour, joke, quote

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Artwork features a cute meowing kitten and the text "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty." Designed for men, women and children. Ladies and gentlemen, this shirt is for you. Makes a perfect gift for cat moms and dads, cat owners, kitty addicts and people who love being lazy. Ironic, sarcastic and generally silly artwork.

Tags: cats, food, hilarious, kitty, kitten

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Take a stand and say in your loudest voice that freedom of the press is essential for a free democracy! Despite what certain media outlets may tell you, it's not fake news. As an american, it's your right to resist and protest an administration at war with journalism. This shirt protests trump and his war with journalists and says you stand by the first amendment and freedom of speech. Exercise your rights and be truly patriotic.

Tags: resistance, journalist, news, media, journalism

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I Miss Barak Obama as our President. That's why I created this shirt. I made it in gray with heavy distressing texture as to add to the somber sobriety that comes with realizing he's not our president anymore. I created this for fellow left wing viewed liberal individuals. Exercise your freedom of speech and your rights and wear this protest shirt in memory of a far greater president.

Tags: humour, politics, patriotic, obama, resist

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Guess what day it is! Artwork features a silhouette of a camel, distressed with vintage dust and scratches, with text saying "Hump Day!" Designed for that guy who keeps repeating the jokes from tv commercials, nerds, dorks, hilarious ironic people, sarcastic jerks and cool people. Makes a great gift for the wednesday lovers in your circle!

Tags: humor, fun, jokes, hilarious, commercial

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We designed this to be a funny shirt for any Psychologist, Psych Student, Psychology Teacher or Counselor to wear! This shirt is a perfect gift for any psychiatrist with a sense of humor. Therapists are people too! Wear this shirt to your next psychotherapy appointment for a laugh, or wear it to the bar to confuse people!

Tags: psych, psych-student, funny, education, therapist

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Hail Satan! Nothing like a little ironic juxtaposition! Designed for funny satanists, ironic sarcastic hipsters, people who like humor shirts and dark humor. Hilarious gift!

Tags: devil, irony, humor, sarcastic, sarcasm

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Costumes are expensive! Why not just put on a t-shirt and paint your face green? Hilarious green plastic army man halloween costume t-shirt makes a great cheap halloween costume. Shirts make the best Christmas and Birthday gifts!

Tags: halloween, plastic, toy, cheap, party

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Artwork features a HUGE mammoth sized red solo cup. Simple and to the point shirt for drinkers, beer pong players, college students and party people. Makes a great back to school gift, or birthday present. Beer drinkers, summer partiers hipsters and nerds unite. This shirt's for you.c

Tags: booze, drunk, alcohol, drink, fun

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You don't have to be Arnold, hunting a Predator to wear this shirt! Wear this shirt and everyone around you will do their best Austrian Action Movie Star impression! Funny shirts make the best shirts! Everyone's favorite movie quote, just in tee shirt form! Shirts make the best Christmas presents and Birthday gifts!

Tags: funny-movie-quote, arnold, action-movies, accent, joke

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Novelty tee features greek letters spelling out "Eat Me" HUGE on a shirt. Available on blue and navy only to maintain authenticity. Designed for college students, university students, pranksters and jokers, slackers and ironic sarcasm users. Would make a perfect gift for your hipster friend with a bad sense of humor that loves attention. Perfect for fraternity or sorority pledges.

Tags: gift, hilarious, graphic, humor, frat

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Chicago is the best city in America. This gem of the Midwest features such great sights as The Bean, The Loop, Millenium Park and more. Even if you hate deep dish pizza, you gotta love Chicago! The Chicago flag is distressed to give the shirt a vintage look. Makes a great gift for any Chicagoan!

Tags: us-cities, gift, the-windy-city, usa, us

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Designed for the Cleveland resident or Football fan in your life! Believe in miracles, and rally behind the possum! Or is it opossum? Who knows. Created with vintage distressed texture and style, this shirt celebrates the end of an epic losing streak! Wear this to the bar to watch the sunday game! Makes a perfect gift for any Ohio football fan!

Tags: possum, nfl, fan, sports, funny

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Bean town, boston, what ever you call it, it's a great city! Show your love for Boston and new england with this tee! Be proud of Massachussets and proud of boston! Great Boston gift.

Tags: usa, city, us-cities, metro, new-england

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Created for the birthday boy or birthday girl who loves space, rocket ships and science! Perfect 5 year old birthday gift! Adorable space shirt.

Tags: science, exploration, rocket, space, adventure

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