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Putting the cum in cumulus. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: sky, rain, bright, radiant, light

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My wife's hatred of clowns inspired this drawing. "'Everything down here floats,' that chuckling, rotten voice whispered." She's shaking her fist at me and calling me evil as I read this description to her. The best part is she knew I was like this and still said "I do." She claims I still had part of a filter when we got married. I dunno about that... http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: spooky, scary, devil, halloween, villain

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Ever giggle like a moron while drawing? Me? All the time! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: farm, animal, free-range-egg, win, farm-animals

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When I go cycling I like to listen to hardcore gangster rap on Pandora. Really gets the blood flowing. One day it slipped in some ICP, and for the longest time it became my riding music. Such ridiculous music. lol What do you listen to when you workout? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: underground, underground-rap, fbi, horrorcore, underground-hip-hop

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Gathering nectar has never been so silly. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: honey-bees, swarm, parody, queen-bee, bees

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You ever gone on a really long trip to an exotic destination, get to your hotel, get checked in, dump your junk in your room, and think, "Now that I'm here, I'd like to go finger diddle some local buttholes."? No? Me neither. Aliens are so weird. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: ufo-abductions, flying-saucer, ufos, magenta, roswell

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I've never understood why people spend so much money on a coffin (and funeral in general). I told my wife when I die, cremate me (dumpster fire is acceptable in my opinion), bring me home in a Quaker Oats container and toss my ashes in the cat's litter box. Get one last good use out of me. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: radiology, dentist, xray, gold-tooth, scream

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“Energy and motion made visible – memories arrested in space” ― Jackson Pollock http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: art, abstract, wing, triangles, symmetry

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: inktober, teddytober, evil-clown, clown, teddy

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: teddytober, all-hallows-eve, toy, horror, monster

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: teddy, bear, animal, massacre, inktober

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: creature, october, toy, bear, halloween

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: bear, october, halloween, horror, candy

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: creepy-doll, halloween, inktober, horror, monster

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: claws, monster, teddy, scary, october

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Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: teddytober, inktober, horror, bear, stitches

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A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: bandit, television, car, firebird, nightlife

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A commission for my good friend Super Dave, a local DJ for the oldies station Coast 102.3 on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: bandit, wildlife, trans-am, coon, pontiac-trans-am

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In an alternate universe, this is a beloved cartoon character. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: film, surrealism, weird, cartoon, evil

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Its icy gaze is unnerving. Without blinking, a slow grin crawls across its face. A menacing laugh jarringly breaks the silence. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: infernal, smile, oni-mask, wicked, demon-mask

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I'm a bit of a curmudgeon and I'm ok with that. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: marine, pinch, crab-claws, crustacean, smile

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Just a random cute creature. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: cute, symmetry, horror, movie, creature

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He's crazy excited about the idea of mastication! Aren't you? I know I am! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: cupcake, cake, dessert, food, yum

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A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: girl, rainbow, makeup, mythical-creature, cute

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A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: cute, pretty, widows-peak, girl, ponytail

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A portrait of one of my followers on Instagram! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: beards, no-shave-november, beard, cartoon, guy

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My only goals when I started this drawing was use a silhouette, use a bright halftone background, draw a skull and a power symbol. The result brings to mind de-evolution by technology. What comes to mind when you view it? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: silhouette, skull, power, halftone, human

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Heh Heh Heh... Ahem. What? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: boat, marine, innuendo, naval, seaman

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The hoo-hoo has a boo-boo. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: band-aid, medicine, pain, oww, injury

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Sometimes you just gotta draw something cute but vile. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: animal, spit, wildlife, fleece, nature

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Are you a coffee drinker? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: latte, cappuccino, hot-coffee, java, covfefe

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A celebration drawing for an Instagram follower! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: organs, happy, donate-life, donor, lung

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So round! So cute! So derpy! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: lick, canine, dog, puppies, pupper

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She's so hot, she's dripping. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: cool, food, cold, scream, innuendo

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What's your spirit animal? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: ocean, marine, animal, breasts, blue-footed-booby

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Ted had come to a point in his life where he just accepted the hard truth... He'd never be cuddly. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Tags: hideous, grotesque, bare, ugly, cuddly

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