ArtisticDyslexia

This was drawn for the @teamdli (Instagram) Personal Food Porn challenge. Draw the best thing you've ever cooked/eaten... No offense, but that just sounded boring. I was inspired by a drawing by @royallyeric (check his work out on Instagram if you've not seen it before) about Food Porn and gave it my own twist. Food starring in the intro to a stereotypical porno! Hope you enjoy! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My favorite mob in Minecraft. I often SQUEE when I see them while playing... and then grab their balls. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

He's here to eat bananas and kick butt... and he's all out of bananas! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I really have no idea what I was going for when I started this, but I enjoyed the process and really like the outcome. What comes to mind when you see it? I'm interested in hearing y'all's thoughts. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

While attending a public exhibition field trip demonstrating the safe handling of nuclear laboratory waste materials, Bruce was bitten by a radioactive lab bat that was used in one of the experiments. Or something like that... I might be getting something mixed up. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Little fellar is on a sugar high! What's your thoughts on candy corn? Good or bad? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It's the first day of October! This dude is ready to let his fangs hang and get down with his bad self! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When Meeko said he wanted to go viral, I don't think this is what he had in mind. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I bet it's exhausting to be an anthropomorphic cactus. All that time spent manscaping the landscaping. I hear laser is the new thing though. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

For the zombie, extreme body piercing, foot fetish person in your life! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I took vacation in July. I had off every Friday. This is how I feel this week. Not only is today Monday... my vacation time is over. Insert audible >UGH< here. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Old dudes always seem to have the best poker face. Years of self control or loss of muscle and nerve function? Hmmm... If I'm honest, this will be my face when I'm in the nursing home, and the sexy nurse wearing a skirt asks if I keep dropping my fork on purpose. "Accident. I promise." http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Most cats love balls of yarn. Mr. Fluffles on the other hand has a unique taste in toys. I wouldn't piss off Mr. Fluffles if I was you. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts." -Charles Dickens http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Sometimes you just need to slow down and enjoy the simple things in life. Doodle Request from Michelle "Can you draw a sloth? I think the way you draw it with look Cool :D" http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/ Want a doodle? See http://bit.ly/1GIdLpy

I watched a show a long while back that had the most deadly animals based on the amount of species each killed. Domestic house cat was number 1 (sorry, spoilers). The crazy part is they don't eat the majority of what they kill. Obviously my cat is an exception to the rule... He's too fat and lazy to kill anything to begin with. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

That face you make when you see your mom naked... (sorry, mom) I haven't done it in a while (new subject btw for those worried), but I really enjoy working in one color. Simple and fun. If you've not tried it, give it a shot. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I think the flowers overheard the bees talking to the birds. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Take that you blood suckin' hunk of tasty beef! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Had to take my truck to the mechanic and get some work done. Got the bill. Ugh... Later I had a dental appointment. I'm sure the dentist and assistants are lovely people, but I have a feeling most are masochists. Oh well. Crap happens, right? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

If you hook up the ole classic Innuendo, I promise the princess will not be in another castle. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

You ever just start drawing and whatever happens happens? That's what this is. It just happened. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

If a tree whimpers alone in a forest from a lack of hugs and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound? I bet the tears sound like thunder as they hit the forest floor. Those eyes... Look into them. AWW MAN! I can't take it anymore. brb There's an oak tree outside that needs some lovin'. ... Well that turned out awkward. It got wood. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Pretty sure a psychologist would have some interesting things to say about this, but I love showing my work to people and seeing their reaction when they don't quite know what they are looking at, and suddenly there's realization. My mom is my favorite when it comes to this. She's so sweet and innocent (rest of the family would argue with me here). She sometimes asks, "What am I looking at?" "It's a mutant zombie peanut, mom, with a zombie baby peanut in its tummy." She gasps. That gasp is so satisfying. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

There's times when I get a random idea that I think is funny and I giggle like a lunatic while I drawing it. I get done and it dawns on me... I have to write a description for this drawing. So yea... Ummm... heh... Trouser snake. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It's National Moon Day today so enjoy a moon from me! And just because it's Hump Day, don't get any kinky ideas. Exit only. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

That's a very nice drawing you have there. It would be a shame if anything happened to it. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Few things make me happier than riding bareback through the clouds on a winged farting unicorn while buck naked holding my stylus. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Drew this skull originally with a halo and X on its forehead, but thought it would work well with crossbones too. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I hate drawing hands. If I'm gonna practice, I might as well have fun with it, right? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

I love horror. The majority of the time while I'm drawing, I have a horror movie playing on one of my screens. Captain Howdy is up there on the list of antagonists that give me the heebie jeebies. While messing with Pazuzu, toss in a ouija board and I call that a recipe for trouble. "I make the questions and he does the answers." NOPE! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? Here's a tutorial if you need one. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

My wife was in labor for 17 hours when the doctor walked in and said, "Ok, we're doing a c-section." We hadn't prepared for it, so the news was a bit of a shock to us. My son was born healthy almost 2 years ago. My wife did awesome and recovered great. Afterwards I would jokingly call our son a Xenomorph. He was a typical male, lost and wouldn't ask for directions. Chestbuster came out the tummy instead! Joking aside, I'm thankful for modern medicine. If I was born in a different time, I know I would have lost my wife and possibly my son that day. It's interesting the things sometimes taken for granted. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

When I started this drawing, I had no real direction. I knew I wanted to draw a skull, but passed that it just evolved as I sketched. It's always fun when that happens and the end result looks cool. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Frank immediately knew he should have knocked first when we decided to surprise his parents with a visit. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

It's Taco Tuesday and it's Foreplay Day (the day before Hump Day for those a little confused)! What do you like on your taco? http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/