Tapestries by asimplefool

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We got snake flags!

Tags: america, bdsm, daddy, dont tread on me, freedom

Tread on me Daddy Tapestry

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Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski's Mutual Respect Tapestry

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"We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other’s murder." Werner Herzog

Tags: mutual respect, herzog quote, new german cinema, acting, black and white

Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski's Mutual Respect Tapestry

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Those who do not know and fear the Yule cat are doomed to meet him

Tags: yule cat of iceland gift, cat, christmas, yulecat, fear the yule cat

Fear the Yule Cat Tapestry

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As Werner Herzog the mad genius once said "It's a great metaphor, for what? I don't know..."

Tags: its a great metaphor, boats, cinematography, director, film

Fitzcarraldo Quote Tapestry

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Remember the reason for the season

Tags: xmas, yule, funny, comedy, reason for the season

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia Tapestry

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Behold the world famous dancing chicken who appeared in the most random scene ever recorded. From the 1977 classic film Stroszek, directed by the Mad Master of the Art Werner Herzog

Tags: horror, film geek, rooster, film nerd, crazy chicken

Herzog's Dancing Chicken Tapestry

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Universal Knowledge of the Alchemist Tapestry

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Alchemist opens a portal to space, take that Carl Sagan.

Tags: alchemist, alchemy, ancient knowlege, hermetic, hermeticism

Universal Knowledge of the Alchemist Tapestry

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Politics are getting crazy

Tags: america, anarchy, crazy, democrats, funny

Rudy's Mind is Blown Tapestry

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Herzog: A Silhouette of a Genius Tapestry

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Herzog, a director who's legend is only eclipsed by the by the brilliance of his work.

Tags: herzog a silhouette of a genius, black and white, black white, cult films, cult movies

Herzog: A Silhouette of a Genius Tapestry

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Class is always in session

Tags: lovecraft, fictional logo, cthulhu, lovecraftian, miskatonic university logo

Miskatonic University Logo with Text Tapestry

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Krampusnacht

Tags: merry krampus, krampuskarten, christmas, xmas, yule

Merry Christmas Krampus Tapestry

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Are these cards in your future

Tags: wicca, occult, magick, tarot, magic

Tarot Cards Tapestry

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Krampus is coming to town

Tags: december, yuletide, winter, christmas, holiday

Red Krampus Tapestry

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Gryla the Great Icelandic Witch Tapestry

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Is she a giant? Is she a witch? Regardless, she's, a Christmas horror

Tags: christmas, xmas, yuletide, witch, yule

Gryla the Great Icelandic Witch Tapestry

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Make the future your own

Tags: divination, future, magic, magick, occult

Deck of Tarot Cards Tapestry

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My first Black Mass

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Oh Saint Rasputin. Hallowed be thy name. Thy madness done, as will be done, in the Palace as in the Nunnery. And give us this night our nightly cakes. And welcome our trespasses, for others trespass against us. And lead us not into assassination, but deliver us from death.

Tags: saint rasputin, czar nicholas 2nd, czar nicholas ii, comedy, holy

Saint Rasputin Tapestry

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William Shakespeare: The Head of English Theatre Tapestry

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How may I then return in happy plight, while am debarred the benefit of this fantastic Shakespearean face?

Tags: head of english theatre, actor, drama, dramatic, geek

William Shakespeare: The Head of English Theatre Tapestry

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For those whom the night life, runs in their blood

Tags: 19th century, bat, costume, goth, halloween

I'm a Bat Tapestry

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Go against the grain or go with the grain?

Tags: brown, carpenter, dad, father, funny

Wood Grain Tapestry

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“I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.” - Mr. Fox

Tags: chaos reigns fantastic, antichrist movie, von trier, chaos reigns, cult movies

Chaos Reigns Fantastic Tapestry

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It is time to get down in the most classic sense

Tags: party like its 1399, castle, damsel, darkages, dungeons and dragons

Party Like It's 1399 Tapestry

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Comrade Laika First Dog In Space Tapestry

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Today we remember the Comrade Laika, the goodest of good boys, smartest of the hounds, and the bravest puppy in all Mother Russia.

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Comrade Laika First Dog In Space Tapestry

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Laika was the bravest of puppies. In 1957 he became the first dog to orbit the earth. He was a good boy.

Tags: best friend, communism, communist, dog, good boy

Laika the Communist Space Dog Tapestry

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Yule Goat is coming to town

Tags: julenissen, december, x mas, julebukk, solstice

Yule Goat Christmas Pattern Tapestry

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A simple but endearing design based on the Gavle goat

Tags: christmas, xmas, gavle, yule, december

Yule Goat Tapestry

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Remember the Yule Goat, for he remembers your

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Remember the Yule Goat Tapestry

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A cosmic blessing from the very Universe its self

Tags: cinema, religion, blessing, golden age of hollywood, stars

Sandra Dee Space Prayer Tapestry

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Flags of the World

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National Flag of India Tapestry

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Krampus is coming to town

Tags: creepy christmas, x mas, krampuslauf, yuletide, krampusnacht

Red Krampus Tapestry

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Vivien Leigh the Queen of the Universe Tapestry

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All the other stars will bend the knee

Tags: queen of space, classic hollywood, classic cinema, hollywood, space

Vivien Leigh the Queen of the Universe Tapestry

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Space is so beautiful

Tags: galaxy, beautiful, actoress, space, gone with the wind

Vivien Leigh Goddess of Space Tapestry

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Marilyn Monroe Pink Candy Burst Tapestry

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Marilyn in pink

Tags: film star, pink, marilyn, marilynmonroe, classic film

Marilyn Monroe Pink Candy Burst Tapestry

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Grace Kelly Queen of Space: Starlight Starlets Tapestry

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Behold the Grace Kelly the one true Queen of Space, Lady of the Stars

Tags: beautiful, classic movies lovers, queen, classic films, stars

Grace Kelly Queen of Space: Starlight Starlets Tapestry

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Wine: A (not so) minimalist beverage Tapestry

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Complexity can be found in simplicity

Tags: alcohol, i need a drink, party, drinking, pinot noir

Wine: A (not so) minimalist beverage Tapestry

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Love, Love, Love

Tags: pride, lesbian, queer, rainbow, gay

Templeton Gay Pride Rainbow Tapestry

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