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Coffee is a necessity. How many times a week do you start the day with a coffee first thing? If the answer is 7, then this coffee lover saying shirt is for you! For many people coffee comes before everything; not even breakfast makes its way further up the priority list. It makes the list on coffee lover must haves and great coffee lover gift for the person in your life who truly believes that coffee is life.

Coffee is a hug in a mug! There's a good reason that over 400 billion cups of coffee are consumed each year! And what better way to celebrate such a magical drink than to proclaim your love of coffee with this cude coffee lover saying shirt. The perfect coffee addict gift!

Dragonslayer Ornstein is the spear-wielding knight who presents a mini-boss challenge alongside fellow knight and companion, Executioner Smough. For an untold time, he guarded the cathedral in the forsaken city of Anor Londo... but eventually he left this post, as Anor Londo fell into decline, and sought out the Nameless King at Archdragon Peak. Though he fought with steadfast valor and bravery, the results of Ornstein's search, as well as his own fate, remains unknown.

Zen as Fuck. You live your life by zen: so much so that you can confidently say you're Zen AF.

Wear the seal of an Amestris State Alchemist! Whether you're a raw recruit or climbing the ranks of the Dogs of the Military, the brotherhood of Amestrian alchemists to which Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric belong.

I'm her Louise, and she's my Thelma! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. And you're just an artist using his preferred materials. Sarcastic sayings are your paints, sarcastic quotes your pastels, sarcastic phrases your inks. The whole world is your canvas.

Let them know! It's not just a womens rights or feminist issue. The way you dress does not mean yes.

Followers never prosper. So learn from everyone and follow no one. Learn from your mistakes, but be true to yourself. Follow your heart and your dreams.

Believing Takes Practice is a quote from the famous book, A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine Lengle. Inspired by the upcoming Wrinkle in Time movie, an adaptation of the iconic series which inspired readers to believe in yourself.

American Sheepdog! Support your patriotic shepherd dog.

Leonardo da Vinci was likely vegan hundreds of years before it was cool. Sources say he was inspired not to eat anything that had blood or could feel pain.

Team Steve Harrington! Super-cool babysitter from Stranger Things.

No step on snek pls.

NO STEP ON SNEK. NO.

Skeleton meme is still waiting around for love. Or for you. Or for godot. Or the bus. Whatever he's waiting around for, you can bet he'll still be waiting for a long, long time.

Gabe the dog goes bork! Bork bork bork! RIP, Gabe. You're a good doggo.

No More Parties in LA! Party Hard you Party People -- while you can!

Funny haiku tee! Printer does not budge. I have assignment due soon. Maybe tomorrow. Perfectly describes college life and how much homework sucks.

Unless You're Korean I Don't Want Your Drama. Perfect for kdrama or korean drama fans, who tolerate no drama when it isn't on their screen. Perfect for the kdrama lover in your life who loves korean culture and sarcastic sayings!

I'm a graduate student, I have no life. Said often by PhD students, students going to medical school, and many others. Whether you've just remained in school to finish a Master's or have gone full PhD (dear god, why) you intimately understand the phrase 'I have no life'.

President George Washington had 99 problems, but a king wasn't one.

William Shakespeare is famed for comedies, tragedies, and every shade of play in between. But relatively few Shakespearean plays have happy endings for their characters. The perfect history meme shirt for history lovers!

No. Nope. Absolutely not. No alcohol. No adulting. No bullshit. No chill. No boyfriend. No excuses. No escape. No fucks given. No drama. No exception. No chance. None.

No. No chance. Absolutely not. No adulting. No bullshit. No sleep. No use. No regrets. No rules. No people. No thanks. And no one cares. Just no.

I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle. Perfect for the biker or motorcycle lover in your life!

Get Dunked On. With a Side of Ketchup

Talk Shit? Get Bit.

You're a fighter - and a damn classy one. There's fight in you, and whether that's a literal fight club membership, your willingness to fight for social justice, fight against racism, fight against cancer, fight in war, fight your personal battle, or you just want to tell friends that ' i will fight your fight ', this shirt is for you.

Sorry, My Weekend is Booked! A great book quote for the bookworm in your life who loves reading novels, going to the library, or loves their e reader. If you're bookish, a book nerd, or a book worm, wear this book design to out yourself as a bookworm! Read on!

Assume nothing. This great minimal assume typography design hits on the new assume trend: pointing out just how much we assume in our daily lives. For example, assume never wrong, assume I'm happy, assume nothing gay pride, don't assume control, assume audit manager is always right, don't assume that, most assume, and did you just assume my gender.

This classic mad scientist typography design captures classic vintage line and brands you a fan of mad science. Whether you're wanting to promote a call for mad scientists unite, or want to have some sweet science swag for a mad scientist science march protest, this scientist shirt is perfect! Doesn't matter if you're a biologist, chemist, mathematician: mad science knows no field!

Leviathan Cross

I should kick some ass today! The perfect gift for a kick ass dad, kick ass woman, kick ass mom, kick ass granpa, or anyone you know who loves ass kicking.

Roses are Red, I'm Going to Bed. The perfect poem for lazy people who love sleep, sleeping, and bed. This Sarcastic Valentines Saying is great for people who love to riff on the old roses are red rhyme.

Dungeons and Dragons - Liches be Crazy! If you play dnd, your dungeon master has probably had your party encounter a lich or lich king. A perfect dungeons and dragons game or dnd memes gift!