Captain Mood

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I'm a diesel mechanic I can't fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does

Tags: car-mechanic, vintage-mechanic, mechanics-girl, funny-mechanic, funny-diesel-mechanic

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USA American Flag Mechanic

Tags: airplane-mechanic, mechanic-tools, american-flag-mechanic, mechanic-quote, mechanic-joke

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Airplane Mechanic Flag

Tags: airplane-mechanic-quote, airplane-mechanic-design, awesome-aircraft-mechanic-designs, airplane-mechanic-funny, aircraft-mechanic-saying

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My lucky charms call me teacher

Tags: lucky-charms, pre-k-teacher, funny-teacher, shamrocks-children, st-patricks-day-teacher-gift

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Eat sleep fix airplanes repeat

Tags: mechanic-funny, airplane-mechanic-design, fix-airplane, aircraft-mechanic-gift, aircraft-mechanic-gift-design

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Handyman hourly rate

Tags: auto-mechanic, electrician, welder, woodworker, plumber

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It's hammer tyme handyman

Tags: mechanic, handyman-quote, handyman-grandpa, funny-handyman, repairman

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Real men smell like diesel

Tags: repairman, farmer, working-mechanic, auto-mechanic, mechanic-husband

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Airplane pilot heartbeat

Tags: best-pilots-quote, airplane-pilot-heartbeat-flying-gift, aircraft-pilot, aircraft-mechanic, pilot-saying

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Florist a person who saves your butt when you get into trouble

Tags: florist-noun, best-florist-ever, florist-design, florist-joke, florist-quote

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baseball saint patricks day

Tags: st-patricks-day-baseball-mom, st-patricks-day-baseball-coach-gifts, st-patricks-day-baseball, shamrocks-baseball, baseball-game

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St Patrick's Day Irish American Flag

Tags: saint-patricks-day, american-flag-saint-patricks-day, ireland-america-flag, clover-flag, usa-american-flag-saint-patricks-day

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I love her shamrocks

Tags: beer-st-patricks-day, st-patricks-day-couple, alcohol-lover, beer, lucky-irish

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Sorry I didn't answer my phone I really don't use it for that

Tags: hate-people, funny-phone, sarcasm, sarcastic-saying, introvert-design

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Built it tune it race it break it fix it

Tags: dad-mechanic, uncle-mechanic, mechanic-design, helicopter-mechanic, mechanical-engineering

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One Lucky Mama

Tags: funny-mama, saint-patricks-dad-mom, st-patricks-day-mama, st-patricks-day, lucky-mama-family-st-patricks-days

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Mechanic hourly rate

Tags: funny-mechanic-sayings, mechanic-birthday, mechanic-quote, mechanic-husband, mechanic-humor

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I'd hit that tennis

Tags: tennis-coach, i-love-tennis, tennis-designs, tennis-mom, tennis-funny

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Sorry for what I said during burpees

Tags: funny-workout, workout-saying, squat-lover, training-lover, coach

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One Lucky Dad

Tags: saint-patricks-day-saying, saint-patricks-day-quote, four-leaf-hearts-clover-design, saint-patricks-day-pregnant, future-daddy

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I steal hearts

Tags: dinosaur-lover-gift, dinosaur-art, valentines-day-dinosaur, dinosaur-boyfriend, dinosaur-love

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Sorry ladies mommy is my valentine

Tags: dinosaur-love, lovesaurus-t-rex, valentines-day-dinosaur, t-rex-valentines-day, mommy-lover-gift

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Stealing hearts like I steal pucks

Tags: hockey-mom, hockey-son, ice-hockey-lover, dad, hockey-team

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Tacos are my valentine

Tags: tacos-love, tacos-tuesday, tacos-saying, taco-lover, tacos-life

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I have a psychotic wife

Tags: wife-saying, wife-lover, funny-wife, psychotic-wife, best-wife-ever

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Resting pit face

Tags: funny-pitbull, i-love-pitbull, pitbull-designs, awesome-pitbull, dog

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I have a psychotic girlfriend

Tags: sexy-girlfriend, love-girlfriend, crazy-girlfriend, girlfriend-boyfriend, hot-girlfriend

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I have an awesome girlfriend

Tags: i-love-my-girlfriend, funny-boyfriend, girlfriend-gifts-for-christmas, girlfriend-quotes, boyfriend-girlfriend

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A girl her dog and her camper it's a beautiful thing

Tags: camping-lover, love-camping, camping, dog-lover-gift, camper

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I Was Taught To Think Before I Act So I Punch You Rest Assured I've Thought About It And I'm Confident In My Decision

Tags: sarcastic-phrases, boxer, sarcasm-lover, fighter, irony-jokes

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Sorry this beard is taken

Tags: beardedman, bearded, beard-lover-gift, beardedguy, bearded-daddy

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It's Not A Beard It's A Saddle Funny Bearded Man Gift

Tags: bearded-uncle, bearded-daddy, bearded-boyfriend, hipser, beard-lover-gift

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Camping is my valentine

Tags: camper, camper-quote, camper-saying, campfires, camping-addict

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Rules don't apply to grandpa

Tags: love-my-grandpa, top-trend-grandpa, grandpa-rules, grandfather-rules, funny-grandpa-saying

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My heart only beats for camping

Tags: best-camping, camping, campfires, rving, outdoors

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Fishing is like boobs even the small ones are fun to play

Tags: line-fishing, fishing-is-like-boobs, fishing-son, freshwater-fishing, fishing-is-my-hobby

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