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Smaller and more tasteful. There, I said it.

A polite request for others to spare you the inconvenience of COVID-19 Coronavirus

A polite reminder for others to maintain Social Distancing as you make your way through this damn thing

Beautiful simplicity in a minimalist artistic repurposing of math symbols makes a great gift for anyone who believes in peace, justice, equality, fairness, connection, or enjoys zen philosophy, meditation, and mindfulness. A wonderful wordless social and political message using mathematical symbols to remind us that coming together is so much more powerful and productive than being divided, an original design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

A wonderful wordless social and political message using mathematical symbols to remind us that coming together is so much more powerful and productive than being divided, an original design from Clothed Circuit (tm). Beautiful simplicity in a minimalist artistic repurposing of math symbols makes a great gift for anyone who believes in peace, justice, equality, fairness, connection, or enjoys zen philosophy, meditation, and mindfulness.

Classic style and look for a timeless idea, weed clothing with a subtle pot reference that makes a great gift idea for any refined cannabis enthusiast. A simple homage to the ubiquitous marijuana-nickname for hip classy stoner, this Clothed Circuit (tm) original design features vintage art with a grunge distressed effect for an aged, worn look

Bees ain't messin' around, yo. Perfect gift for environmentally aware friends and family features adorable cute bee cartoon art with a bold, very-unveiled and very-real threat we should take seriously. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original creation featuring retro modern art with a distressed grunge effect for a worn, aged, retro vintage look

Great gift for hipster-types who can't be bothered with "meaningful" messages - a fun deviation from the usual: These words signify absolutely nothing They are purely decorative and serve no purpose other than to waste the reader's time. Ironic Sarcasm Funnies, A Clothed Circuit (tm) original creation featuring retro modern type and art with a distressed grunge effect for a worn, aged, retro vintage look

In Hinduism and Buddhism, "karma" refers to actions that may play a role in shaping future experience. A wonderful and thoughtful gift idea for anyone interested in philosophical thought, Zen, Yoga, mindfulness, meditation. An original Clothed Circuit (tm) design featuring a variety of type styles in a neat stack, with a grunge distressed effect for an aged, worn, retro vintage look

Don't get caught without something green! Foolproof Saint Patrick's Day graphic even works on color-blind folks, it's that awesome. Drink your beer with confidence, knowing you've got a GREEN SHIRT on. A ridiculous Clothed Circuit original design featuring black and white label-style type with a grunge distressed effect for an aged, worn, retro vintage look

FEMINISM ENCOURAGES WOMEN TO LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS KILL THEIR CHILDREN PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT AND BECOME LESBIANS - Perfect gift idea for the feminist you know who enjoys a laugh at anyone who fears powerful women standing up for themselves. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design spelling out the comical fears of feminism and feminist thought in gigantic stencil-style type with extra heavy grunge distressed effect for a worn, aged, old-favorite, retro-vintage look

Beautiful image-only textless graphic artwork of a vintage microphone makes a wonderful gift for musician, singer, choir or chorus member, record engineer or producer, or classic oldie music fan. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design featuring a distressed black and white image with heavily distressed grunge effect for an aged, worn look

Great gift for anyone who still believes in love or is a hippie in their heart, a super-fun retro 60s costume or daily retro casual wear for a flash-back to the 1960s 1970s, when peace, love, and grooviness were in. Hippie Clothes from the 60s

Chemistry humor at its finest, a light hearted pun giving a name for that special element of surprise and delight. Great gift idea for college student studying chemistry, biology, geology, physics, engineering, or anything focusing on stuff! A Clothed Circuit (tm) creation using type and graphics for periodic table of elements artwork that celebrates the childlike excitement, joy, bliss, and wonder of discovery.

If arabesques, pirouettes, pointe shoes, or jetes mean something special to you or someone you know, we're talking ballet! Bold, dramatic image makes a great gift for anyone into modern or classical ballet or dance choreography and performance. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design with an aging/grunge distressed effect for a worn, aged, retro-vintage looking work of art. Perfect for dance student, amateur or professional dancer, or fan of the dancing arts

Great gift idea for the writer in your life, struggling or not; a classic, timeless homage to authors who made it work without undo, copy/paste, backup copies, etc. JUST WRITE! A Clothed Circuit (tm) creation with beautiful aging/grunge distressed effect for a worn, aged, retro-vintage looking keepsake. Perfect for college student, screenwriter, playwrite, novelist, short story writer, poet, or journalist

A Cycopath (or cychopath) is a psychopath about bicycling who loves to bike on or off road, any time. Perfect bike humor gift for any biker or cyclist's birthday or any day, a real conversation starter! Funny Cyclist Gifts

Fun gift for pregnant new mom or young expecting mommy-to-be with a dark-ish sense of humor, a gag/joke warning to others to avoid the reason for the big belly: Watermelon seeds! A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design featuring a clean type treatment in white

Sly turn on the common religious "Lord" phrase that makes a powerful atheist statement, a great gift idea for the non-religious realist in your life. Clever Athiest Punk

Vintage-look art celebrating our hopes and dreams for an indictment and conviction-rich holiday season. Traitor trump and his cronies need to go down. Here's hoping! Help us Robert Mueller, you're our only hope! A Clothed Circuit (tm) original retro-modern design featuring images in a collage of hope for ridding America of the malignancy that is trump and his traitorous followers. Anti-trump Christmas Wish

If irony is the best you can muster for the holidays, so be it. Great gift idea for the holiday humbugs you know and love who are doing their best to be merry. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design that works year-round but especially at this "merry" time of year, a fun gift for college or high school students who are simply too over it to engage with the season... Sarcastic Grumpy Christmas

Sarcastic Grumpy Christmas - If irony is the best you can muster for the holidays, so be it. Great gift idea for the holiday humbugs you know and love who are doing their best to be merry. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design that works year-round but especially at this "merry" time of year, a fun gift for college or high school students who are simply too over it to engage with the season

Science and even medicine can be funny... Fun gift idea for med school student or aspiring doctor, nurse, or other medical practitioner, or anyone who appreciates a silly pun. Grunge distressed type effect for an aged, worn, retro vintage look, original design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

At one point the world really was united, literally, in a single (ish), magical land mass called Pangaea (or Pangea). Celebrate the memory and hope of a world united in peace and proximity with this awesome and humorous declaration... Great gift for college students or anyone into peace, history, geology, geography, or prehistoric maps. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original design featuring circular type and artwork with a grunge distressed effect for an aged, worn, retro vintage look.

Timeless reimagining of the famous "Girl with a Pearl Earring" oil painting by Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer is a subtle pro-woman message with a sense of history and humor... Perfect gift idea for college students, art majors, artists, writers, musicians, dancers, or anyone who appreciates history and fine art. A Clothed Circuit (tm) original featuring a funny, artful addition to a classic work of art

Yes They Are FAKE The Real Ones Tried to KILL ME' -- A wonderful and fun message to spread awareness of breast cancer and how women can do what is necessary while owning and keeping their femininity and power. Simple and fun way to communicate positivity and power with humor. A sleek, classy, elegant type design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

For those who identify as female, being addressed by your prefered personal pronoun is an important step in feeling supported in living authentically. A great lgbt-qia-friendly message for connecting to fellow tribe members. State your preference with this simple, minimalist, stylish message that eliminates confusion -- or better yet, starts a conversation about who you really are. Great gift for friends or family from Clothed Circuit (tm).

Preferred Gender Pronouns -- For those who identify as male, being addressed by your prefered personal pronoun is an important step in feeling supported in living authentically. A great lgbt-qia-friendly message for connecting to fellow tribe members. State your preference with this simple, minimalist, stylish message that eliminates confusion -- or better yet, starts a conversation about who you really are. Great gift for friends or family from Clothed Circuit (tm).

Are you not quite a boy OR a girl? Know someone special who identifies that way? Great gift idea for any proud gender-fluid / neutral / queer / non-binary / or *other* who likes clean type design and simple, minimalist artwork. Declare your gender identity with this bold, playful artwork, a Clothed Circuit (tm) original design creation

Are you a boy? Do you identify as a boy? Know someone special who does? Great gift idea for any proud BOY who likes clean type design and simple, minimalist artwork. Declare your gender identity with this bold, playful artwork, a Clothed Circuit (tm) original design creation

Are you a girl? Do you identify as a girl? Know someone special who does? Great gift idea for any proud GIRL who likes clean type design and simple, minimalist artwork. Declare your gender identity with this bold, playful artwork, a Clothed Circuit (tm) original design creation

A wonderful and fun message to spread awareness of breast cancer and how women can do what is necessary while owning and keeping their femininity and power. Simple and fun way to communicate positivity and power with humor. A sleek, classy, elegant type design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

Great gift idea for the veggie-lover in your life... Vegetarianism -- refusing to kill or eat (and condone killing) other creatures -- can be a healthy way to build and maintain a strong, healthy body. GORILLA RHINO MOOSE BUFFALO Distressed grunge effect for a worn, aged, retro vintage look, a fun and interesting original design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

Great gift idea for the veggie-lover in your life... Vegetarianism -- refusing to kill or eat (and condone killing) other creatures -- can be a healthy way to build and maintain a strong, healthy body. GORILLA RHINO MOOSE BUFFALO Distressed grunge effect for a worn, aged, retro vintage look, a fun and interesting original design from Clothed Circuit (tm)

Great gift idea for the veggie-lover in your life... Vegetarianism -- refusing to kill or eat (and condone killing) other creatures -- can be a healthy way to build and maintain a strong, healthy body. GORILLA RHINO MOOSE BUFFALO Distressed grunge effect for a worn, aged, retro vintage look, a fun and interesting original design from Clothed Circuit (tm)