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Let's ne honest, this is what your cat actually thinks about you.

the crescent moon. The beautiful flower.

A rose. A crescent moon. That says it all.

Peace love and lava lamps. The world could use more of that, and less of bombing each other.

Sunflower. Hippie. Peace. We need more peace. And love.

This mermaid rocks!

This poor little dinosaur. He can't clap his hands, so he can't know if he's happy.

Play the guitar. Play it loud and proud. Play it in orbit. Then take a bow! \m/

Avast, ye mateys! Ye best be eating a hearty breakfast of bacon and eggs before plundering the seven seas. Yarrrrr!

“As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul…” Hermes Trismegistus

Join the Psychedelic Research Department! See strange new words, meet aliens and unicorns! Eat lots of munchies!

My life is a dumpster fire, but it's all good!

Everyday my head goes aaaaaaaaaaa! Life isn't easy. sometimes it's best to let it out.

This is how I feel. This is how it's done. (Please stop stealing my design, art theft is lame.)

The Sass is Strong in This One

Baking is fun!

peace rules, war drools. Nyah.

I Do What I Want! Don't tell me what to do. I'm like a cat, I do what I want. Meow. I regret nothing. A perfect gift for anyone with a wicked independent streak.

Cold Beer! Oh Yeah!

Hey you, yes you! Get off my (literal) tail! For the sassy mermaid on your shopping list!

Fitness Taco right into my mouth.

Vote the candidate with experience. He'll keep the country under wraps!

Vote the greatest of two evils.

The Mermaid and the Unicorn. They meet. They're friends!

This election cycle, let's mix things up a bit. How about an angry viking for president? Or a berserker!

At this point, let's give Anonymous a shot.

Vote for the greater of two evils. Because at this point, why not?

Believe it or not, voting Satan for President IS the lesser of two evils. Elections are really getting bad.

I'm voting Trash for President this election. Because trash CAN, not trash can't. And let's face it, still a better choice than what we are getting lately.

Who loves pizza? Apparently mermaids do. Mermaid pizza!

I don't know about you, but Tacos and Mermaids are two of my favorite things! Taco Mermaid!

Go outside and enjoy nature! Worst case scenario, a bear kills you.

Spray bottles and vacuum cleaners have you down? Do you have PTSD from that elusive red light? You may be entitled to catpensation. Call MEOW!

She seas you.

Part mermaid, part vampire. The ocean isn't safe! Fantasy art by David Ayala.

"Nothing can defeat the penis!" - Xander Harris