Elizabeth Owens

“Music Snob Tip #310: Try to avoid bass-ic music. Save yourself the treble.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fifteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

The fifth design in a series of "Bunhead Puns" by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #726: A band is only as good as its LOGO/MUSIC!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-eighth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the second to debut on TeePublic!)

“Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!

Love being ahead of the curve, but can't afford to keep up with the latest "dank meme" or "trending topic?" Well, neither could the ‘70s.

“Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)

(Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #214: To B (string), or NOT to B (string)?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

wait I didn't mean THAT kind of "making lo— The first (and only?) design of the "Almost Genuine Life Advice" Collection. (So close.)

Love being ahead of the curve, but can't afford to keep up with the latest "dank meme" or "trending topic?" Well, neither could the ‘70s.

The same as “To DYE For”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Love being ahead of the curve, but can't afford to keep up with the latest "dank meme" or "trending topic?" Well, neither could the ‘70s.

The same as “Cool (Head) Band”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)

The same as “Cool (Head) Band”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #6969: Join a cool (head) band!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fortieth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the fourth to debut on TeePublic!)

Oh, thank... well, "heaven" is a complicated construct in Whovian lore.

The same as “Flutes — Music Snob Tip #413,” but in an alternate color treatment! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #002: Vinyl. Accept nothing else.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #376: Don't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The first design in a series of ‘Music Snob Tips’ by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #310: Try to avoid bass-ic music. Save yourself the treble.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The fifteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #073: The longer the hair, the deeper the roots... rock.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The tenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #062: Cassettes. Easily portable. Hardly vinyl.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #069: SYNTH ROCK? Sure, why not?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Sometimes, to achieve artistic greatness, all you need is a little (DE)Motivation. The first comic in the “(DE)Motivation” series by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #239: NEVER call any BANDS by their FULL NAMES.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-ninth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the third to debut on TeePublic!)

While I would typically think that the worlds of ballet dance and of competitive wrestling sit on opposing ends of the body-movement galaxy, there is one unique case in which the two worlds eclipse each other linguistically. The result of this unlikely collision is perhaps the most ridiculous pun that I have ever attempted to place next to a pair of pointe shoes within an original piece of work. The third design in a series of "BunHead Puns" by Elizabeth Owens.

“Music Snob Tip #541: ROCK OUT with your index and pinky fingers OUT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.