ethanwallett

"Useless, with honors" ... a satirical take on society's perception of a well rounded education ... it also happens to be the name of my Philosophy vlog ... and no, it's not a porn site.

How would you like your burger? (comes in beef sirloin or vegetarian options)

Vote for Sanity in 2020! ... gotta get these things out early!

Celebrate Independence Day with this whimsical design depicting anthropomorphized firecrackers running away from an open flame! ... or at the very least, celebrate pyromania

If there were an actual Minesweeper Championship ... well, I can only imagine ...

Unleash your inner paleontologist! ... huh, I guess this may be better suited toward nerds ... and dinosaur enthusiasts

This is, literally, the best thing ever!

Not a fan of this rat race we so often find ourselves in ... come on little guy! keep going! you can do it!

Do you love your personal space??? ... then this is the design for you! ... it just says, "I love my personal space"

An homage to the endangered Oxford comma ... also, a parody of a college sweatshirt.

Well, there goes the planet...

I don't think anyone's escaped feeling like a black sheep at some point in their lives ... so this design celebrates our failures, mistakes, and even individuality in a whimsical, lighthearted way.

Symbols of the Victorian gear-head ... gears; in an alternative steampunk world, you belong to a special class of inventors & makers, the Gadgeteers, who can make anything out of junk and old parts - armed with a spring, gears, and a paperclip, you are good to go!

Perfect for St. Patty's Day! ... and Botany

My favorite irrational number by far

This is how I end all my arguments

Ah necromancy ... nerd meets bad-assery

Nature needs help sometimes too!

A symbol of strength and independence - the lone wolf ... run

An homage to sporks ... in pop-art style!

Playing with words ... also, we could use more insight

There's a little devil in all of us ... wear it with pride!

We're all thinking it, now you can say it!

Just spreading the love ...

An homage to the greatest sport ever! (Curling)

A symbolic depiction of the strength of one person standing up to the powers that be ... whether they be internal or external

We've all seen the signs ... it's about time someone took a stand!

A parody of the classic "College" generic logo ... plus, I believe in an America where anyone who wants to attend Driver's Ed should be able to.

The zombie apocalypse is upon us - the dead are rising and walking the earth; you've managed to survive this long, albeit, with some blood on your shirt, but you're still proud of the moniker you've penned for yourself, Zombie Slayer

You find the Adventurer's T-shirt AC +1, which grants the wearer +1 to Armor Class

You find the Adventurer's T-shirt, which grants the wearer +1 to Armor Class

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A parody of the classic "I love NY" ... I just know for a fact that everyone loves T-shirts ... also, it captures my sense of humor

A whimsical depiction of some social/political/economic ills plaguing society and inhibiting the potential of the human mind

Our glorious 45th president (Trump) pretty much set himself up for this ... funny how an upside-down "45" looks like "Sh"