T-Shirts by Hammer905

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High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He's alone, tired... and the only chance anyone has got.

Tags: diehard, bruce willis, movie, die hard fan, alan rickman

Now I have a Machine Gun T-Shirt

$22 $16

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The best Christmas since Gene Kelly danced with Danny Fucking Kaye

Tags: christmas, festive, fuck, fuck off, holiday

Merry Fucking Christmas T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Had enough of Christmas?

Tags: bah humbug, christmas day, christmas gifts, christmas humor, holidays

Bah Humbug T-Shirt

$22 $16

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...and you weren't!

Tags: i was there sometimes i still am, present, there

I was there T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Everything comes at a cost...

Tags: crazy, cute, cute but psycho, cute but psycho but cute, cute crazy

Cute (but crazy) T-Shirt

$22 $16

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You're either winning or you're losing.

Tags: winning bigly, win, winner

Winning T-Shirt

$22 $16

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You're damn right I am!

Tags: inspirational, humor, ego, inspiration, winners

Winner T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Why are you always should angrily!?

Tags: das good shit, loud, german language, german

I'm not angry, I'm German! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I'm a Mutt... A bit of this, a bit of that. Lovable but mangy.

Tags: pets, dogs, puppy, dog, mangy

Mutt T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Arrrrrrr, have you every been to sea!

Tags: arrrrrr, angry, sex, pirates, pirate

Angry Pirate T-Shirt

$22 $16

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For better or for worse, that's me.

Tags: hard, wet, ridden hard put away wet, put away wet

Ridden Hard, put away wet T-Shirt

$22 $16

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The power of the plant.

Tags: herbal, joint, plant, stoned, weed

Something to be-leaf in. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Mystery Solved!

Tags: spray paint, im banksy, art, graffiti, artsy

I'm Banksy T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Alway be an example - good or bad.

Tags: warning, danger, humor, dangerous, example

Bad Example T-Shirt

$22 $16

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For the playful Devil in all of us.

Tags: demon, halloween, fun, satan, humour

Devil T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Anytime, anyplace...

Tags: blow, blow me im irish, blow me funny, blow me if im wrong

Blow me T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Less words, more action.

Tags: shut up, shut up and kiss me, love, kiss, kiss me im drunk

Shut up & kiss me! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I beat it by a long shot...

Tags: crude, eat, eating, fat, food

I beat Anorexia T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Bite me!

Tags: sarcasm, attitude, biteme, bite, sarcastic

Bite Me! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Sunny and cool

Tags: sun, happy, sunglasses, sunlight, cool

Sunny and cool T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Sometime you just have to blame the dog...

Tags: dog farts, farted, smell, farts, farting

It was the dog! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Enough already!

Tags: blah blah blah, talk, fun, retro

Are you still talking? T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Walls are stupid but tacos are delicious

Tags: donald, donald trump, mexican, mexico, taco

Make tacos, not walls T-Shirt

$22 $16

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There are two types of people - those who like pizza, and those who are wrong.

Tags: pizza and chill, pizzaislife, pizza party, pepperoni, i love pizza

Pizza! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Boo!

Tags: ghostly, vintage, slimer, spirit, retro

Ghost T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Mmmmmm. Donuts!

Tags: cute donut, dunkin donuts, frosting, icing, i donut care

Donut T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Is it a cat? Is it a unicorn? It's Unicat!

Tags: colorful, unicorny, pet, cat, unicorn

Unicat T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Pro tip -never make eye contact while eating a banana

Tags: food, banana peel, fruit, bananas

Banana T-Shirt

$22 $16

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All sass, no class.

Tags: sassy girl, sassy pants, humor, sarcasm, retro

Sassy T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Bitch, please.

Tags: sass, humor, sarcasm, sassy, new

Bitch T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Timeless Grace and elegance...

Tags: simple, original, classic, vintage, fuck fashion

Classy as fuck T-Shirt

$22 $16

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I'm a sure thing...

Tags: dating, fucking, first date, date

I fuck on the first date. T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Seriously, enough is enough!

Tags: rude, go fuck yourself, swearing, humor, offensive

Fuck Off Winter T-Shirt

$22 $16

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Go yuck fourself.

Tags: yuck, go fuck yourself, humor, rude, fuck off

Yuck Fou! T-Shirt

$22 $16

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You're hot and you know it.

Tags: new, sexy, girl, best seller, sexy woman

Smoke Show T-Shirt

$22 $16

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If I don't know the answer, I'll make one up.

Tags: ask, ask me anything, ask me about my

Ask me anything T-Shirt

$22 $16

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