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You can't top that.

You're so great!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it's a panda dressed in a shark costume, like maybe the panda's going to aquatic-themed costume party, or maybe the panda wants to look tough so he dresses like shark so people won't give him a hard time, or maybe the Panda is a really big fan of the Steven Spielberg shark movie, Jaws, and he's going to a midnight screening with all his friends, who will also be dressed as sharks, at least that's what they planned, but what if they all chicken out and he's the only one.

It's a panda wearing a rocket pack or jet pack, and the panda's rocketing away from a bunch of other pandas in a bamboo forest. Is the panda escaping and leaving all the other pandas behind to find someplace else to live, or is the panda maybe one a group of scientist pandas and these scientist pandas are testing out this bamboo-powered jet pack they built, and the panda taking off merely volunteered to be the first to test it? Or maybe it was this panda's idea to begin with and so this panda gets the honor of being the first to go on a bamboo-powered jet pack ride.

Surrender your bambootie.

It's everything you need.

Twenty-five cents a play.

A hawk screeches in the distance and a desiccated leaf blows across the arid landscape.

Panda Kong?

You're whale-come!

Rowr!

Part panda, part machine.

Lightning strikes.

This season, remember the true meaning of joy.

There is a Panda Claus.

It's a panda dressed in a space suit like an astronaut and floating in the cosmos. Is he the first panda in space? Is the panda on a mission? Has the loss of panda habitat resulted in pandas building rocket ships to aid them in search of new planets where they can have all the bamboo they want?

Make room for the panda.

The ultimate friend machine.

The future is not a straight line.

Let's be friends.

The last of his kind from a grim future, he's travelled back in time to set things right.

It's pandobot time!

Life's pretty dull without a tuba.

High life with hand.

Prepare to want a panguin.

Turn loose the go.

All you need are pandas, roller skates, and unicorns.

Let's get into trouble.

Prepare for Glory

Wouldn't you rather be a flying panda?