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The Suspension of Time

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it's a panda dressed in a shark costume, like maybe the panda's going to aquatic-themed costume party, or maybe the panda wants to look tough so he dresses like shark so people won't give him a hard time, or maybe the Panda is a really big fan of the Steven Spielberg shark movie, Jaws, and he's going to a midnight screening with all his friends, who will also be dressed as sharks, at least that's what they planned, but what if they all chicken out and he's the only one.

Breathe in, breathe out.

It's a cockatoo, but he's a samurai cockatiel, or perhaps a ronin cockatiel, and he's got a baby cockatiel on his back, maybe it's his baby, or maybe it's just a baby that the cockatiel found, or maybe the cockatiel freed the baby from a cage. Anyway, it's not a cockatoo or a parrot. A lot of people don't know the difference, which is understandable because like technically all cockatiels are cockatoos and all cockatoos are technically parrots, but when you say cockatiel everybody understands that you're talking about birds that look like this samurai or ronin. Not to be confused at all with a cockapoo.

Look out.

It's a panda wearing a rocket pack or jet pack, and the panda's rocketing away from a bunch of other pandas in a bamboo forest. Is the panda escaping and leaving all the other pandas behind to find someplace else to live, or is the panda maybe one a group of scientist pandas and these scientist pandas are testing out this bamboo-powered jet pack they built, and the panda taking off merely volunteered to be the first to test it? Or maybe it was this panda's idea to begin with and so this panda gets the honor of being the first to go on a bamboo-powered jet pack ride.

A whole new world.

It's a skeleton-looking guy, but maybe it's a regular guy in a skeleton costume, but on top of his skull, there is another skull, and then on top of that skull, another skull, and then on top of that skull is a crown, and also the skeleton-looking guy has really big skeleton fists, like gloves, but they're too big to be gloves.

The never ending jacket.

Come one, come all to deat

The only way to travel.

From the earth to the cosmos.

Nonstop.

Surrender your bambootie.

All penguins dream of flight.

A pre-occult version of the Magician tarot card.

It's everything you need.

Bring on the future.

Twenty-five cents a play.

A hawk screeches in the distance and a desiccated leaf blows across the arid landscape.

Panda Kong?

You're whale-come!

Rowr!

Part panda, part machine.

Not the traditional interpretation.

Lightning strikes.

(The Phantom of the Opera)

VII

Danger, crisis, destruction, and liberation.

You've got monsters where your heart should be.

Not anger.

This season, remember the true meaning of joy.

There is a Panda Claus.

I've got 100 eyes to see you with.

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