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Moving at the speed of bird.

This fast food bites back.

It's a panda dressed in a space suit like an astronaut and floating in the cosmos. Is he the first panda in space? Is the panda on a mission? Has the loss of panda habitat resulted in pandas building rocket ships to aid them in search of new planets where they can have all the bamboo they want?

The Super Wizard

The most remarkable woman that ever lived.

Okay, like, it's a gorilla, but then the the gorilla is wearing a crocodile or an alligator sort of like it was a backpack but also a hoodie, and then in the gorilla's mouth is a blue-footed boobie, and the blue-footed boobie is singing into a megaphone, and the megaphone has a stand and also a part of the stand is a fishbowl with a goldfish in it, and it looks like the goldfish is in love with a toucan that's perched in the alligator or crocodile's mouth, but then the whole stand is resting on the back of a turtle that's wearing a fez, and the gorilla is playing guitar, but it's like a guitar-shaped vinyl turntable, and on the gorilla's back is a crate, like where you would put records, but instead there's a panda playing the trumpet.

Have more fun!

Out of the strong came forth Pandor.

Make room for the panda.

Fire lives on forever.

The ultimate friend machine.

The future is not a straight line.

No Filler

Let's be friends.

Out of the stars came forth a bear.

The last of his kind from a grim future, he's travelled back in time to set things right.

Life's different in a cape.

Bum rush the tombs.

Pure brains, pure power.

Playtime is over.

Welcome to the Federal Parliamentary Frankenpublic of Bass.

Discover the minotaur difference.

Time is monkey.

Are you prepared?

Where will the tiger take you?

It's pandobot time!

Feel it.

Think once, think twice, think cat.

Travel for everybody.

Forever.

Koalas make you happy.

Flightless no more.

You deserve a turtle cannon today.

Get your pork life right.

Life's pretty dull without a tuba.

Now with 50% more meatball.