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With all the talk in football about concussions these days, it's hard to justify getting on the field. With fantasy football, you don't have to worry about that. Instead of being concerned about running your head into someone's helmet, you just have to worry about the players that you pick doing so!

There's a lot to love about football, but there's one thing that's always missing: drinking! That's where fantasy football comes in. With fantasy football, drinking is encouraged!

It just doesn't make sense to put anyone in the outfield when you're up to bat. I mean, come on! We all know the ball is going over the fence! You're the homerun king!

You're such a great pitcher. So good, in fact, that you really have to wonder why the umpire even lets the next batter come to the plate. Why not just leave them in the dugout? It's not like they're going to hit anything!

Even when you're on the field, you're always thinking about food. "Can I get a double, with a side of RBIs?" Hitting the ball comes so easy for you, so you have time to think about what you're getting after the game.

Most people drive golf carts because they don't want to carry their clubs around the course. You're smarter than that. You drive a golf cart because it's easier to move your ball when no one's looking...

Throughout life, you've probably been told to dive right in when you want to get better at something. When it comes to swimming, you should take this saying literally. Once you've spent some time in the water, you'll never want to get out.

The best way to learn something is to jump right in, or in the case of scuba diving, dive right in. Once you do, you'll never look back.

In America, when you say football, people think of the kind that requires helmets and pads. Throughout the rest of the world, however, football takes on another meeting. The US might call it soccer, but to everyone else, it is the real version of football!

Sunday is known as a day for rest, but in the fall, it becomes so much more. That's when football season kicks in and Sundays suddenly become the best day of the week. What makes Sundays even better. Beer, of course! So, grab a beer, kick back, and watch some football.

Football is great, but it's lacking in one major area: beer drinking! That's where fantasy football comes in. Fantasy football is the only "sport" that not only allows beer drinking, but actually encourages it! So, sit back, grab a brew, and game on!

Going golfing is so relaxing. In fact, it's like a day at the beach. You spend most of your time in the sand and water. Make sure to bring your swim suit!

You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...

For most, slow pitch softball is great, because it gives everyone a chance at hitting the ball. You, on the other hand, are on another level. For you, playing slow-pitch is like playing home run derby! Batter up! Swing for the fences!

Why do people even step into the batter's box when you're pitching? The result is always the same: a swing and a miss! If you take pride in your pitching prowess, wear this design with pride.

It seems that no one comes prepared when going golfing. Sure, we all like to think we can land every shot on the fairway, but let's be honest. Most of us end up in the water hazard! Time to go swimming!

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Golfing is so relaxing. Even if you shank, hook, or slice just about every shot that you tee off, at least you get to enjoy the sun, the sand, and the water. Golf itself is almost a second thought!

Most people go golfing to golf. I, on the other hand, go golfing because I like spending time in the trees!

If you're like me, you do your best work with a beer in your hand. My golf game is no exception. Drinking and golfing go hand in hand, perfectly complementing each other. Grab a brew, and swing away!

In America, there's a lot of confusion regarding what real "football" is. Whether you call it football, futball, or soccer, all you really need to know is that real football players don't wear pads.