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Man in chair watching exercise videos on TV.

Man has Auto Dialer sign on his butt

A sinkhole that looks like a kitchen sink

Vault at Fort Knox filled with toilet paper

Woman at grave griping at deceased husband.

Woman tells friend she has found a man that takes the same meds she does.

Framer has dust coming out of a cow he's trying to milk.

Dinosaurs mistake Tar pit for hot tub

Old man pays off student loans and wants a retirement plan.

Turkey calls the holidays "The Purge".

Man asks IRS agent if income is personal, why does he have to tell him about it.

Bum marks his territory with bad checks

Crossing guard told not to use the term human trafficker.

Boss lies while telling an applicant his about integrity.

Man had the world by the tail then it got diarrhea

Man is told hell has a thriving economy

Book is trashed because of poor circulation

Man in hospital gown asks about HIPPA.

Panhandler says he's ahead of the curve on a cashless society.

Guy tells buddy he's going to the Pourhouse.

Man tells wife it was so boring at work he did his job

AI and stupidity both become more aggressive as they progress.

Zombie woman tells her husband to get some exercise

Wife tells husband's docter her husband has excessive gas

Teller is holding up customers

Wife asks husband why he didn't seize the day and he says it resisted

As AI progresses it becomes more aggrieve, as does stupidity.

Text says I'm a 10 in Binary

Text says Trump's doctor says I'm in great shape

text says people who are half crazy lack commitment

Two polar bears see an iceberg floating away.

Couple wants to adopt a dog because they can't have one of their own.

Corn cob sticking out of toilet is a rural bidet.

Cat says it likes to stink outside the box.

Man can't remember if he took his smart pill.

Man tells buddy his date was a 10 using the binary system.