"My big ass is a public service, so that there's always enough for everyone to kiss!" Snarkles stands with her rump facing the viewer, a perfect impression of a set of lips gracing one magical buttcheek.
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rude unicorn, vulgar unicorn, sarcastic, kiss my ass, humor
"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this shit to you," laments Snarkles, the Vulgar Unicorn™ as she prances away without a single fuck to give.