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Let's show this awful coronavirus that we can beat it! If you, like me, have won the battle against this monster, wear this badge of honour!
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On each shopping spree, Angelica would go crazy and just raid all stores.
So it never occurred to her to check if her skirts would pass through the doors.
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Tony Manero just loved his snazzy new flares
but of his old dance moves nobody cared.
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"Another boring day at the office" thought Bob
"This one didn't even writhe, scream or sob".
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Those leg warmers became iconic after that photo shoot,
but Jane had donned them to hide her calves, as rather hirsute.
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Rubelle's new fur stole enhanced her much-admired long neck.
Yet failing to trim the label was the faux-pas that turned her into a social wreck.
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Mirror mirror on the wall,
stop taking the piss or I'll smash you and maul.
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That night the whole colony gave thanks to the Froggod:
after a gargantuan yield of flies, they were all awed.
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It took Gina a while to realise she’d been dumped.
He just left “for a swim”, but into his lover’s car he jumped.
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Holly spent each day hailing cab after cab.
She never took one but it made her look fab.
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Thirty-four. Thirty-five. Thirty-six. Thirty-seven...
Like the donuts I ate last night! Oh wasn't that heaven!
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New year’s resolutions put her in a state of disquiet,
so Belle would rather stop breathing than go on a diet.
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Before ending into the UFO’s belly, Ted had one last thought:
‘Lousy time for abduction! Who’ll prune the tree I’ve just bought?’
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The first thought that crossed Lola’s mind when her neighbour opened the door
was that she wished she’d bought a second rug when styling that room’s décor.
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It was the scene that made Marilyn totally iconic,
but after so many takes in that draught she felt rather pneumonic.
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The coldest day on record. Even her hair felt the chills.
But Mirta had to brave it to show off her Fendi fur frills.
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All her life she expressed herself to be iconic.
But now people think she only wears bras that are conic.
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The fact that one day she’d become a renown marine biologist
was for Pernille an unexpected and rather ironic life twist.
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As with many things in life, bakers had an edge on any rival
even though everybody laughed them off at their arrival.
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Being famous for a cake rather than his sainthood felt rather rotten.
But eventually Honoré came to think ‘Better that than being forgotten’.
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It didn't matter if, to seem taller, he'd wear a silly hat:
he could carry it off with that air of "What you staring at?".
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Molly’s stubborn and her hips she always swirled and swirled.
Then a loud “crack!’ and her spine just never uncurled.
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Evaristo’s escape was vexed with hurdle after hurdle.
He was so scared he could feel his own blood curdle.
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Ute was furious as each time they went to a seaside location
he’d get sunburnt and couldn’t have sex for the whole vacation.
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On the stage Josephine was a sex-goddess indeed.
Her mouth-watering curves to madness spectators could lead.
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