Massimo Fenati

‘Sisters are doing it for themselves!’ Tonia can’t stop to sing. So don’t mess with them or your face she’ll punch, hook and swing.

Let's show this awful coronavirus that we can beat it! If you, like me, have won the battle against this monster, wear this badge of honour!

On each shopping spree, Angelica would go crazy and just raid all stores. So it never occurred to her to check if her skirts would pass through the doors.

Tony Manero just loved his snazzy new flares but of his old dance moves nobody cared.

"Another boring day at the office" thought Bob
, "This one didn't even writhe, scream or sob".

Those leg warmers became iconic after that photo shoot, but Jane had donned them to hide her calves, as rather hirsute.

Rubelle's new fur stole enhanced her much-admired long neck. 
Yet failing to trim the label was the faux-pas that turned her into a social wreck.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
 stop taking the piss or I'll smash you and maul.

That night the whole colony gave thanks to the Froggod: after a gargantuan yield of flies, they were all awed.

It took Gina a while to realise she’d been dumped. He just left “for a swim”, but into his lover’s car he jumped.

Holly spent each day hailing cab after cab. She never took one but it made her look fab.

Thirty-four. Thirty-five. Thirty-six. Thirty-seven...
 Like the donuts I ate last night! Oh wasn't that heaven!

New year’s resolutions put her in a state of disquiet, so Belle would rather stop breathing than go on a diet.

Before ending into the UFO’s belly, Ted had one last thought: ‘Lousy time for abduction! Who’ll prune the tree I’ve just bought?’

The first thought that crossed Lola’s mind when her neighbour opened the door was that she wished she’d bought a second rug when styling that room’s décor.

It was the scene that made Marilyn totally iconic, 
but after so many takes in that draught she felt rather pneumonic.

The coldest day on record. Even her hair felt the chills.
 But Mirta had to brave it to show off her Fendi fur frills.

All her life she expressed herself to be iconic. But now people think she only wears bras that are conic.

The fact that one day she’d become a renown marine biologist was for Pernille an unexpected and rather ironic life twist.

As with many things in life, bakers had an edge on any rival even though everybody laughed them off at their arrival.

Being famous for a cake rather than his sainthood felt rather rotten. But eventually Honoré came to think ‘Better that than being forgotten’.

It didn't matter if, to seem taller, he'd wear a silly hat:
he could carry it off with that air of "What you staring at?".

Molly’s stubborn and her hips she always swirled and swirled. Then a loud “crack!’ and her spine just never uncurled.

Evaristo’s escape was vexed with hurdle after hurdle. He was so scared he could feel his own blood curdle.

Ute was furious as each time they went to a seaside location he’d get sunburnt and couldn’t have sex for the whole vacation.

On the stage Josephine was a sex-goddess indeed. Her mouth-watering curves to madness spectators could lead.