Meta Cortex

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve,

Austin Powers' famous brother the eponymous Dr Evil.

Austin Powers' famous brother the eponymous Dr Evil.

Austin Powers' famous brother the eponymous Dr Evil.

If you're stuck in a parallel universe then you have probably been sliding since 1995

Are you Paul Sheldon's Number 1 fan? Did you find him in a snowstorm and keep him locked up until he wrote another book?

Are you Paul Sheldon's Number 1 fan? Did you find him in a snowstorm and keep him locked up until he wrote another book?

If you're a metal detectorist you probably always dreamed of joining the Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

The most feared villains in Sandford - The Swans and their deadly tirade of chaos.

If you need the best place for Bed and Breakfast, look no further than the Annie Wilkes' Bed and Breakfast.

Don't forget if you're writing graffiti to insult the Romans, remember to get the words correct. Remember its Romani Ite Domum.

If you love to wear black and won't wear anything else until they create a darker colour, then this design is for you.

Are you Paul Sheldon's Number 1 fan? Did you find him in a snowstorm and keep him locked up until he wrote another book?

Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

If you lived in Bel-Air in the nineties then chances are you had a fresh license plate and dice in the mirror.

In every zombie apocalypse, there is always a chance that you'll get red on you.

Take car, go to Mums, Kill Phil (Sorry), Grab Liz, Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.

The Dude loves a good area rug because they really tie the room together.

When you don't roll on Shabbos, you don't do security work either.

When you don't roll on Shabbos, you got to remember to mark it zero, otherwise you're in a world of pain.

Always remember that when you're short of cash, there's always money in the banana stand.

For all your shopping and time travel needs.

One of the best lines from the eponymous Michael Scott

Established in 1997. The gang that deals with all the monsters from the Hellmouth

Home of the Wife Mine and the world's smallest escapologist.

The numbers mean nothing and the island isn't real.

Is it Necktie, Nickel, Nectar, Noodle or NicoughCough

Dedicated to that emotional moment from that thing that won't be named.

Fire, Air, Earth, Water and Leeloo

Dedicated to the eponymous Doc Brown and his almost failed attempt to connect the power on the Hill Valley Clock Tower.

If you love a good awesome mix and were born in the 80s, then this is the design for you.

The best flag to represent your apartment.

Everyone loves some premium quality canned cephalopods brought to you by your old pal HP Lovecraft.

Do you think you're in the Good Place, but really it's just been the Bad Place all along.

The timeline is all Jeremy Berimy, watch out for that dot.

Do you think you're in the Good Place, but really it's just been the Bad Place all along.