a funky mantis to prey on your enemies

a creature breaks out of its egg, as it floats in a surreal martian landscape. artwork by elliot gray, @holosuites.

Bzzzzt! Catch the softer side of Brundlefly in this retro inspired The Fly tee!

Support this rad b-movie in style! Featuring the white worm imagery in a crossword puzzle and movie logo.

Ken Russel's 1988 masterpiece of cult horror legend: Lair of the White Worm! Based on the real life folk tale of the Lamdon Worm, Lair of the White worm is a sexy, campy romp through the English countryside, filled with sexy snake charming, ancient relics, and of course, dismembered bits!

What if the aliens are WITHIN you? Question reality with a cool shirt today!

Full color version - Show your support for Ashtar Sheran and your distaste for RFID chips in one easy-to-wear garment!

The Virtual Interface Environment Workstation, 1990, including VR headset and Power Gloves. Neural implants sold separately.

What if the aliens are WITHIN you? Question reality with a sick and cerebral design!

The Virtual Interface Environment Workstation, 1990, including VR headset and Power Gloves. Neural implants sold separately.

The thirst for ancient knowledge brings her to this mysterious orb, but what knowledge will she glean?

The thirst for ancient knowledge brings her to this mysterious orb, but what knowledge will she glean?

Show everyone your devotion to Ashtar Sheran and your fear of RFID chips in one easy-to-wear garment!

Come a bit closer and see your future...

A small assortment of medieval helmets and weaponry for your daily needs, with the Pain Gate logo on the front breast.