Phil Tessier

An illustration of a big red heart, to help spread some love. Be kind, be nice, be considerate. Spread more love on the world, and don't give room to the rest of it.

A simple cartoon of a brown otter with big eyes. "Why I oughta!/Wide eye otter!" Funny otter pun cartoon — "wide eye otter!".

A cartoon of a bright pink flamingo standing on one leg, wearing silly glasses. Hot pink illustration of a flamingo bird with funny glasses. This flamingo is tickled pink.

A cartoon leaf with the phrase "Leaf it out". Nature puns, with this green leaf cartoon. Leave it out, turn it in, pull the other one — spring jokes suitable for avid gardeners.

A cartoon buttercup with an important message to suck it up. A yellow smiling cartoon flower encouraging you to deal with it. A pep talk from a flower, said with love, now get it together.

A hand drawn funky disco sign with a retro distressed feel.

A simple cartoon of a cassette tape, with a handwritten label saying "mixed vibes". It's an illustrated compilation tape pun.

Every cloud has a silver lining, as this technical drawing blueprint of a cloud shows. Look on the bright side and have a positive mental attitude towards life.

Cartoon illustration of an asteroid on a collision course with Planet Earth. Captioned "Meanwhile…"

A stylised illustration of some glass marbles, with the words 'found them' in capitals underneath. Make sure you don't lose your marbles.

A simple illustration of a fictitious signpost, presumably at a crossroads. All paths diverge eventually. A choice to be made at a crossroads. Which path to take? Will you go this way, or that way? Safe journey to you traveller.

Robots for the win, that's why we trust them. The robot illustration is for fun, it's sort of based on the Robot Lilliput model. The words are for fun also, not sure if it counts as a pun or not, but fun none the less.

Haven't the foggiest mate… couldn't tell ya. A magnifying glass illustration with the phrase 'haven't got a clue'. The word 'clue' is enlarged in the magnifying glass.

We all need a little space apart, some distance, room to breathe, A large letter design in dark and light purple, with cartoon planets in the background.

Peachy. Everything is just peachy with this cartoon illustration of a peach. Fruit based jokes to explain that everything is fine. This is all fine. Everything is OK.

This is the best party that I've ever been to… Dry ice cartoon featuring an illustration of a melting ice cube. Ideally suited to those who favour sarcasm and dry wit.

Whatever you do, carry yourself with style and grace. Warped lettering with the phrase "Style & Grace". Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan "style & grace".

Always & Forever. That’s how it’s supposed to be. Stylised, warped lettering, with the words “always & forever”. Funky typography declaring always and forever in a retro style.

Embrace your darker side with a sick and twisted slogan. Stylised, warped lettering, with the words “sick & twisted”. Funky typography declaring sick and twisted in a retro style.

A kiss and tell scandal; newspaper gossip columns saying all sorts of things. Warped lettering with the phrase “Kiss & Tell”. Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan “kiss & tell”.

It’s all done with smoke and mirrors, a magician’s trick. Magic trickery hiding the truth of the illusion. Warped lettering with the phrase “Smoke & Mirrors”. Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan “smoke & mirrors”.

Remain calm, at peace. Untroubled by life's annoyances. Keep your head, stay composed. Be calm and collect. Warped lettering with the phrase "Calm & Collect". Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan "calm & collect"

For all the helpful and perhaps unhelpful assistants out there. A simple white text design for the words 'technically helping'. Also available in black.

For all the helpful and perhaps unhelpful assistants out there. A simple black text design for the words 'technically helping'. Also available in white.

A simple illustration of a submarine exploring the deep blue sea. Thrilling underwater adventures await. Intrepid explorers journey to the depths of the ocean in hopes of discovering hidden treasures.

A simple line drawing of a road stretching off into the horizon, with a mountain range in the distance. On the road again, making music with my friends. Or just simply enjoying outdoor adventures. Road trips also count.

It’s the little firework that could. Positive thinking from this cartoon firework — they’re going to light up the sky and they know it. Illustrated encouragement to keep you smiling.

"Woah! I'm like… a ROCKET, man!" Self realisation of a cartoon firework rocket. Funny firework illustration in yellow and blue, with a pun in big yellow letters.

A cartoon trophy with stars around it, for "first the worst". A funny illustration about being first, from the children's rhyme.

A cartoon trophy with stars around it, for "second the best". A funny illustration about being second, from the children's rhyme.

A cartoon illustration of a Power Levels readout, with the words POWER UP! underneath. Looks good on the side of coffee mugs.

Declare your love for candy canes with this Christmas themed design featuring a cartoon candy cane and the words "I Want Candy".

Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man! Cartoon illustration of a Gingerbread Man with the words "you can't catch me" underneath.

Would you like to swing on a star? Perhaps you would care to carry moonbeams home in a jar? Vector illustration of an anthropomorphised star, with a star background and the line 'Would you like to swing on a star?', from the song 'Swinging On A Star', written underneath.

You can indeed ring my bell. Get your disco groove on with this 70s inspired funky design.

Baubles to that! A cartoon illustration of some Christmas decorations. Suitable for those a bit more humbug than happy holidays, but still with some Christmas spirit.