Phil Tessier

B is for bomb. A cartoon bomb illustration, with a burning fuse. A funny cartoon with explosive potential. Alphabet assistance for this fun bomb drop.

A pin to celebrate International Don't Be Stupid Day. Which, when you really think about it, should be every day. Free your soul and save my mind.

Let people know you've had enough, time to stop, no more of that thank you. A plain text message simply stating the facts. A great gift for anyone that likes a little not a lot.

Despite all outward appearances, this is not, I repeat, not, what it looks like. I can assure you, you are mistaken. Contrary to your assertion, this ain't that. The perfect gift for anyone that's looking to cover up.

It's important to remember that most things in life are the result of a cock-up somewhere along the line, and not — as it may feel — a conspiracy directed at you. Breath. You've got this.

"What the funk?!" — a great hand drawn graffiti design for a funky friend or partner. Bright and colourful words, with a simple retro style message.

A cute, smiling sun cartoon, with the words "It's a new dawn, it's a new day". We all deserve a second chance, so this "new start" design is perfect for anyone looking to make a fresh go of things.

For puzzle lovers and music pun fans alike. Pick up the pieces is a fun hand drawn design, with several jigsaw puzzle pieces and lettering above that reads "pick up the pieces".

Science has shown that listening to music you like actively makes you happier. Listen to more music. The perfect gift for the music lover in your life.

Gold lettering with the message "I'm silently judging your shoes…". A slogan suitable for all fashion conscious types. Your choice of footwear matters.

A positive message for all -- Everybody Be Cool. A hand drawn snowy message asking everyone to be cool. A perfect gift for you groovy friend.

Simple hand drawn lettering of the word “Choon”, in a bright purple colour. If you love music, and particularly the song that’s playing right now, let people know with this design.

A hotel door Do Not Disturb sign. Self explanatory labelling, perfect for folks that like being left alone.

An illustration of a big red heart, to help spread some love. Be kind, be nice, be considerate. Spread more love on the world, and don't give room to the rest of it.

A simple cartoon of a brown otter with big eyes. "Why I oughta!/Wide eye otter!" Funny otter pun cartoon — "wide eye otter!".

A cartoon of a bright pink flamingo standing on one leg, wearing silly glasses. Hot pink illustration of a flamingo bird with funny glasses. This flamingo is tickled pink.

A cartoon leaf with the phrase "Leaf it out". Nature puns, with this green leaf cartoon. Leave it out, turn it in, pull the other one — spring jokes suitable for avid gardeners.

A cartoon buttercup with an important message to suck it up. A yellow smiling cartoon flower encouraging you to deal with it. A pep talk from a flower, said with love, now get it together.

A hand drawn funky disco sign with a retro distressed feel.

A simple cartoon of a cassette tape, with a handwritten label saying "mixed vibes". It's an illustrated compilation tape pun.

Every cloud has a silver lining, as this technical drawing blueprint of a cloud shows. Look on the bright side and have a positive mental attitude towards life.

Cartoon illustration of an asteroid on a collision course with Planet Earth. Captioned "Meanwhile…"

A stylised illustration of some glass marbles, with the words 'found them' in capitals underneath. Make sure you don't lose your marbles.

A simple illustration of a fictitious signpost, presumably at a crossroads. All paths diverge eventually. A choice to be made at a crossroads. Which path to take? Will you go this way, or that way? Safe journey to you traveller.

Robots for the win, that's why we trust them. The robot illustration is for fun, it's sort of based on the Robot Lilliput model. The words are for fun also, not sure if it counts as a pun or not, but fun none the less.

Haven't the foggiest mate… couldn't tell ya. A magnifying glass illustration with the phrase 'haven't got a clue'. The word 'clue' is enlarged in the magnifying glass.

We all need a little space apart, some distance, room to breathe, A large letter design in dark and light purple, with cartoon planets in the background.

Peachy. Everything is just peachy with this cartoon illustration of a peach. Fruit based jokes to explain that everything is fine. This is all fine. Everything is OK.

This is the best party that I've ever been to… Dry ice cartoon featuring an illustration of a melting ice cube. Ideally suited to those who favour sarcasm and dry wit.

Whatever you do, carry yourself with style and grace. Warped lettering with the phrase "Style & Grace". Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan "style & grace".

Always & Forever. That’s how it’s supposed to be. Stylised, warped lettering, with the words “always & forever”. Funky typography declaring always and forever in a retro style.

Embrace your darker side with a sick and twisted slogan. Stylised, warped lettering, with the words “sick & twisted”. Funky typography declaring sick and twisted in a retro style.

A kiss and tell scandal; newspaper gossip columns saying all sorts of things. Warped lettering with the phrase “Kiss & Tell”. Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan “kiss & tell”.

It’s all done with smoke and mirrors, a magician’s trick. Magic trickery hiding the truth of the illusion. Warped lettering with the phrase “Smoke & Mirrors”. Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan “smoke & mirrors”.

Remain calm, at peace. Untroubled by life's annoyances. Keep your head, stay composed. Be calm and collect. Warped lettering with the phrase "Calm & Collect". Simple, plain colour typography of the slogan "calm & collect"

For all the helpful and perhaps unhelpful assistants out there. A simple white text design for the words 'technically helping'. Also available in black.