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I'm not here to make friends design for those who don't care about friendship and may just be at an event to do work or do not care about you.

I'm not feeling very worky today for those who love to miss work or procrastinate the work week and probably don't like Monday very much.

I'm so sexy it overflows design for those who know they are overweight, obese, or fat but have a great sense of humor about their weight.

I'm not fat I just have a big block engine design for any car enthusiast who loves big engines and is a big guy with a sense of humor about his weight or size.

I'm not the type of person that you put on speaker phone design for anyone who loves to swear, curse or say things that shouldn't be on speaker phone.

I'm just here to embarrass my wife design for any husband who loves to make fun and embarrass their wife at events or parties.

I'm just here to embarrass my husband design for any wife who loves to make fun and embarrass their husband at events or parties.

I'm just here for the snacks design for anyone who appreciates eating and loves a good snack while having a sense of humor about eating.

I'm jealous of my dog design for those dog parents who know how much they spoil their dog and how good is life is as a dog.

I'm in shape, the shape is round. Funny design for anyone who is out of shape and knows it and has a sense of humor about their body shape.

I'm holding a beer so yeah I'm busy design for those who like to keep busy drinking beers and hopefully having fun.

I'm here to break the rules design for those who don't follow rules and like to be a rebel and do whatever they want.

I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight and it's called a shit load design for those who love to party and drink lots of alcohol.

I'm destined for success, a fortune cookie told me so design for those with a sense of humor about reading fortune cookies.

I'm blatantly correcting everyone's grammar design for those who appreciate correct grammar and are willing to correct others.

I'm an adult but not like a real adult design for those who know their own maturity about being an adult and have a sense of humor about it.

I'll be at the lodge design for those who are done skiing for the day. Nothing like hanging at the ski lodge for a glass of wine.

If mouth doesn't say it your face definitely will for those who can't hide their emotions about anything.

I'd rather be shirtless design for those who hate wearing clothes, especially shirts which can hide your abs.

I'd probably pause my game for you design for those who love video games and have a sense of humor about when to stop playing games for someone they love.

I won't techno for an answer design for techno music lovers with a sense of humor about techno, raves and music.

I wonder what my dog named me design for those who know that dogs are awesome, almost like people and probably have a name for you.

I wasn't made for winter design for those who can't stand the cold and prefer warm weather. Stay away from cold weather if you can.

I was told there would be dogs design for those who love going to places where there are dogs to pet.

I was normal 2 kids ago design for those parents who have lots of kids, well at least 2 and recognize they are going crazy raising all these children.

I was normal three kids ago design for those parents who have lots of kids, well at least 3 and recognize they are going crazy raising all these children.

I survived College design for those who just graduated from coffee and you should be proud to have graduated from college.

I suck at life says the vampire. Funny vampire humor about sucking at life, oh and don't forget sucking at blood.

Cat owners will love and appreciate this cute happily owned by a cat design for those who appreciate the relationship with the cat.

Guess who got lot done today? Not me but congratulations to whoever did design for those who love to procrastinate.

Funny Groom design to wear before the wedding for those who are in the bridal party and will party with the groom. Be a part of the grooms drinking team.

Golden Believer design that is of a golden retriever for those who love golden's and love dogs with a sense of humor.

Funny football design about going deep. Design features Go Deep with a football so run fast I'm throwing long.

Funny gardener design that says Gardening forever and housework whenever is a funny way to show your priorities at home.

Humorous uncle design that says that the uncle is the fun relative. Gotta love having a fun uncle who can be called the funcle.

Funny Funcle Definition design about the fun uncle who is really called the funcle. Be the funnel for your niece or nephew.