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2020 has been the most absolute garbage year ever! This trash ass excuse for 365 days can only be described as a full-on dumpster fire!

Tags: waste, bad, horrible, year, funny

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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

Tags: quotes, horror, black-metal, funny-slogan, splatter

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The one and only omega-level, gamma-irradiated, savagely sensational, superhero team hopping lawyer.

Tags: exercise, bodybuilding, workout, gym, fitness

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Any horror fan from the 80s will instantly recognize the infamous VHS horror label. I spent much of my childhood standing in front of a wall of empty VHS boxes that had this sticker affixed to it, trying to figure out which one was the grossest or the scariest.

Tags: rent, rental, label, sticker, cult-classic

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Get in the mood for turkey this Thanksgiving with our funny "Jive Turkey" shirt!

Tags: thanksgiving-day, jive, text, humorous, humor

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One of the craziest Harvest Festivals you might ever go to! The townfolk are all skeletons that wear pumpkins! They may make you dig up their friends! It's nuts I tell you!

Tags: festival, harvest, skull, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin

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This is my tribute to the cult classic, critically acclaimed, grand-daddy of all zombie movies

Tags: night-of-the-living-dead, undead, halloween, scary, horror

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This is my idea of a perfect evening. Grab that special someone, turn on a properly scary movie, and let nature take its course.

Tags: creepy, scary, movie, chill, blood

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Biochemist Michael Morbius was imbued with pseudo-vampiric superhuman abilities and physical traits stemming from a failed biochemical experiment which was intended to cure his rare blood disorder. Since then he has been know as Morbius, The Living Vampire.

Tags: the-living-vampire, monster, villain, ani-hero, bloody

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A pop art inspired take on everyone's favorite femme fatale.

Tags: comic, superheroes, budapest, art, roy-lichtenstein

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King Paimon is one of the eight kings of Hell. He is depicted as a man with a womanly face and crown. He rides a camel and is known as the King of the West. He is a teacher of science and arts and knows all secret things.

Tags: pandemonium, tarot-card, tarot, slow-burn, possession

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When a Super-Collider pulls your spider-tag into the muliti-verse it gets all glitchy looking.

Tags: glitch, superhero, spiderverse, webslinger, peter-parker

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Black turtles are very small turtles found in forested areas and rivers in the Unknown. They are often seen where edelwood grows and warp the mind and body of whoever eats them. It is said they are "an imperfection in the quilt".

Tags: otgw, gothic, cartoon, greg, black-turtle

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Blue Shell Auto Body, taking out the competition since 1996.

Tags: blue-shell, gaming, videogames, koopa-troopa, koopa

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Kinnikuman Gym is where the Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere go to get their swole on!

Tags: wrestling, manga, muscle, flex, gym

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Anime fans rejoice! Now you too can show your affinity for transforming into an giant amorphous blob and destroying Neo Tokyo. This is my tribute to Akira. I Tetsuo Neo Tokyo!

Tags: animation, cine, pelicula, movies, movie

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I can’t think of a better place to set up a moonshine still than the Lost Woods from “The Legend of Zelda”.

Tags: video-game, nintendo, lost-woods, moonshine, parody

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We all know that Samus Aran wears a Zero Suit underneath her Power Suit. But what is under that? The Justin Bailey Suit! It allows for maximum mobility while hunting down space pirates and battling metroids.

Tags: 8-bit, nintendo, 8bit, game, pixelart

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If you're stuck behind the grill at some dead-end restaurant job, flipping burgers for the man, just remember that even Pig Burgers can shred on the guitar and pull a super hottie. Everybody wants some!! I want some too!!

Tags: comedy, funny, rock, guitar, cheeseburger

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Li'l Zé was a Brazilian gangster and drug trafficker that terrorized the city of Rio de Janeiro during the 70s and 80s.

Tags: lil-dice, drug-dealer, gun, cidade-de-deus, brazilian-movie

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The Great Deku Tree is the fatherly guardian of the forest who safeguards not only the dense land around him, but the small population of beings that live in his shadow.

Tags: link, nature, tree, forest, hyrule

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Avian University, School of Bird Law's campus is located in picturesque Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Come learn the nuances of the law as it pertains to warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings, and a beak.

Tags: avian, law, bird, paddys, charlie-kelly

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A memento mori (Latin 'remember that you must die) is an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death. The expression 'memento mori' developed with the growth of Christianity, which emphasized Heaven, Hell, and salvation of the soul in the afterlife.

Tags: peace-sign, scary, horror, halloween, dead

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Leader of the Cosmic Powers of the Universe, Eternity is the physical embodiment of everlasting time itself. Not only that, but Eternity is also made up of the sum total of all consciousnesses in the entire universe. He was one of the first sentient beings to enter creation itself. To put it plainly, Eternity is one of the most powerful and long-lasting cosmic forces the universe has ever known.

Tags: cosmos, stars, universe, galaxy, planets

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The Moon is the ominous object from The Legend of Zelda, Majora's Mask that threatens to destroy Clock Town. It is destined to crash into Clock Town, which will obliterate the town along with the rest of Termina.

Tags: gaming, nintendo, termina, the-legend-of-zelda, moon

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Found embedded in a wall, this fully-cooked and seasoned chicken comes from unknown origins.

Tags: video-game, vlad-tepes, wallachia, belmont, vampire

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The Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW or BWCA), is a 1,090,000-acre wilderness area within the Superior National Forest in northeastern part of the US state of Minnesota under the administration of the U.S. Forest Service. A mixture of forests, glacial lakes, and streams, the BWCAW's preservation as a primitive wilderness began in the 1900s and culminated in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness Act of 1978. It is a popular destination for canoeing, hiking, and fishing, and is one of the most visited wildernesses in the United States.

Tags: camping, outdoors, nature, trees, paddle

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Bad tidings to you For all of your sins Bad tidings for Christmas And a Horrific New Year

Tags: fantasy, holidays, fairytale, folklore, evil

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"Liftoach" is Hebrew for "open"; "pandemonium" could be understood as its common definition ("chaos") or as the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost. These words may be invoked in the raising of a demon, King Paimon in particular. King Piamon is one of the eight kings of Hell. He is depicted as a man with a womanly face and crown. He rides a camel and is known as the King of the West. He is a teacher of science and arts and knows all secret things. Apparently to summon him lots of living things need to lose their heads. Hail Paimon!

Tags: crown, head, bird, movie, possession

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Harley Quinn in all of her classic costumed, gore splattered glory takes the place of the Joker in this playing card design.

Tags: splatter, blood, gotham-city, the-joker, playing-card

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The Daydrinker Upright: Improvisation, Social Wisdom, Freedom Reversed: Uselessness, Early Hangover, Involuntary Purging

Tags: drink, pub, bar, wine, vintage

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Premonition Dreams are dreams that reveal a future event to the dreamer. Their contents vary widely, but each contains the Cosmic Owl. Croak dreams, a subset of premonition dreams, reveal how the dreamer may die. The dream may not be literal and is open to interpretation but will eventually happen.

Tags: cosmic, owl, bird, cute, cosmic-owl

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How outdoorsy are you? Are you as at one with nature as say, Sasquatch? Next time you go on an outdoors adventure, make sure to do it as big as Bigfoot!

Tags: parodylogo, creature, cryptid, cryptozoology, monster

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And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!

Tags: dark, nevermore, the-raven, goth, bird

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Come cheer on your Eternia Scaredy Cats at Grayskull Stadium as they take on division rivals The Panthors. They really need the encouragement. Make sure to wear your unofficial vintage throwback logo tee to show your team spirit!

Tags: university, college-team, mascot, cringer, battle-cat

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Ain't no thang but a chicken wang on a strang from Burger Kang.

Tags: demogorgon, hawkins, the-upsidedown, netflix, 80s

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