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I Don't Want to be Here (me literally anytime I am anywhere). Publicly display your disdain for where you are with this funny design. Perfect to take anywhere you don't want to be.

This Shit is Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S

If you have an unending thirst for caffinated bean juice (talkin bout that coffee) then you might be a pot head.

A tribute to my favorite book of all time "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole. Ignatius J. Reilly finally finds workplace satisfaction at the Paradise Vendors Inc. hot dog cart.

The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, Naturom Demonto, otherwise known as The Book of the Dead, has power to harness the Kandarian Demon's ability to control both the dead and Deadites, as well as summon the Kandarian Demon itself.

A variant is a form or version of something that differs in some respect from other forms of the same thing. A deviation. The act of departing from an established course or accepted standard.

Intelligence department under the Ministry of Internal Affairs

The Moon is the ominous object from The Legend of Zelda, Majora's Mask that threatens to destroy Clock Town. It is destined to crash into Clock Town, which will obliterate the town along with the rest of Termina.

Mobile Task Force Delta-5 is comprised of multiple autonomous deep-cover cells specializing in the identification and pre-emptive acquisition of anomalous objects and entities of interest to other Groups of Interest. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.

The Dead Rabbits was the name of an Irish American criminal street gang active in Lower Manhattan in the 1830s to 1850s. The Dead Rabbits were so named after a dead rabbit was thrown into the center of the room during a gang meeting, prompting some members to treat this as an omen, withdraw, and form an independent gang. The Dead Rabbits were given the nicknames the "Mulberry Boys" and the "Mulberry Street Boys" by the New York City Police Department because they were known to have operated along Mulberry Street in the Five Points. Their chief rival gang was the Bowery Boys.

Incantations inspired by the Sorcerer Supreme.

My homage to what is far and away the best 80's movie about a college-age taekwondo rock band who fight drug dealing motorcycle ninjas in Florida.

"Liftoach" is Hebrew for "open"; "pandemonium" could be understood as its common definition ("chaos") or as the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost. These words may be invoked in the raising of a demon, King Paimon in particular. King Piamon is one of the eight kings of Hell. He is depicted as a man with a womanly face and crown. He rides a camel and is known as the King of the West. He is a teacher of science and arts and knows all secret things. Apparently to summon him lots of living things need to lose their heads. Hail Paimon!

Saving environment good. Fire bad.

Visit Camp Crystal Lake in picturesque Cunningham County, New Jersey for the ultimate summer camp experience! Enjoy our various watersports under the watchful eye of our always professional camp counselors! We'll swap scary stories around the fire, then sharpen our machetes in preparation for the backwoods survival hike!

Avian University, School of Bird Law's campus is located in picturesque Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Come learn the nuances of the law as it pertains to warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates distinguished by the possession of feathers, wings, and a beak.

Gozer is an ancient, ultra-powerful, malignant entity from another dimension who was summoned to New York City to destroy the world. The form chosen for Gozer this time was that of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

The SCP Foundation[note 3] is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.

Submit to your alien overlords.

Phantom Bat is a red ale brewed and bottled by Belmont Brewing Company in Wallachia.

The only counter to this incessantly annoying chess move is the appeasing shrubbery maneuver.

When you are high, stoned, baked, blazed, tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, intoxicated, sloshed, tore down, plastered, under the influence, wasted off your ass or plain old drunk.

I'm Your Huckleberry is 19th century slang meaning "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie Tombstone.

"I move for no man" -The Black Knight

Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.) is a privately funded think tank organized of a group of brilliant scientists whose sole dedication is to acquire and develop power through technological means. Their goal is to use this power to overthrow the governments of the world. They supply arms and technology to radicals and subversive organizations in order to foster a violent technological revolution of society while making a profit.

Shermer High School was the fictional school from the John Hughes movies of the 80's. The high school was featured in The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles and Weird Science. This bulldog was the mascot.

I didn't even mess with any of the other characters from Pro Wrestling for the NES. This was my go-to-guy.

The "hand sign" is actually two hands, one making the shape of a gun and the other making a fist. If one were to "run the jewels," it would be a stick up, and the fist would be handing over a chain.

Getting caught in 4K is to be incriminated with concrete digital evidence of doing something suspect. Something like being a giant hairy forest monster.

This is a black and white maze.

Sweaty is used to describe a person who is way into something with intensity. When used in connection with gaming, they may have neglected to shower, shave, change their clothes and/or remove the pizza boxes or food surrounding their PC/computer/laptop/console. You can game intensely and NOT be sweaty, however, often times intense gaming and being sweaty go hand in hand.

A memento mori (Latin 'remember that you must die) is an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death. The expression 'memento mori' developed with the growth of Christianity, which emphasized Heaven, Hell, and salvation of the soul in the afterlife.

Sometimes I get these all at once.

The unforgettable adventure of a brave princess and her quest to save an innocent guy who wears a lot of green.

The Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW or BWCA), is a 1,090,000-acre wilderness area within the Superior National Forest in northeastern part of the US state of Minnesota under the administration of the U.S. Forest Service. A mixture of forests, glacial lakes, and streams, the BWCAW's preservation as a primitive wilderness began in the 1900s and culminated in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness Act of 1978. It is a popular destination for canoeing, hiking, and fishing, and is one of the most visited wildernesses in the United States.

The easiest way to pretend you are using sea shells to hold up your taa taas.